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Sat Nov-20-04 12:09 PM
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If we were to have a HUGE DU fistfight - what's the best location? |
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Skinner's place? Or at Matcom's, and let him finish bbqing ribs for us before we smash his head in with a 2x8? SOteric's laundry room? MrsGrumpy's yard? GOPisEvil's new house (that would be fun! (just don't touch the artwork, you bastards!))? Downtown Chicago? London? On the mall in DC? Or just open up the playa in Nevada, and let us have at it with cars and construction equipment as well?
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:11 PM
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1. Outside The Palace of Auburn Hills. |
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C'mon, Pacer fans -- let's see what you've got.
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:11 PM
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:11 PM
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I've finished almost all of the tiger-traps in the yard, and the electrician's coming next week to wire the huge steel cage. Plus there are man-eating vagina flowers just beyond the edge of the woods. ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:12 PM
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4. OOOH! VAGINA FLOWERS!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! |
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tiger-traps? Sounds kinda dangerous, don't you think?
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:15 PM
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6. Boy, yer really not gonna like |
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the giant Poe-inspired pendulum blade that swings slowly back and forth over the slip n' slide...
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:17 PM
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7. Gosh, I hate to be Mr. RainOnTheParade, but I don't think that's |
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OSHA compliant. I'm not saying it isn't a great idea, just saying. You know?!
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:30 PM
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I live in a red state, son. We ain't got no stinkin' "OSHA" here. ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 01:57 PM
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Bye bye OSHA. bye bye workplace safety. Bye bye EPA.
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Sat Nov-20-04 02:47 PM
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15. Don't forget the secret circular saw walls and floors |
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:05 PM
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They're REAL FUCKIN' SECRET NOW, AREN'T THEY?!? Don't make me hafta sic the ghost of Mr. Rogers on yer ass!
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:23 PM
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18. And i haven't seen any mention of |
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secret traps doors that drop the unsuspecting standing in the spot you have cleverly maneuvered them to into the jaws of snapping reptilian thingers.
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:51 PM
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that's the beach house you're thinking of. This time of year around here, the only reptillian things for miles are my republican neighbors, and I wouldn't toss them any meat if they were starving vegans!
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Sat Nov-20-04 06:41 PM
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Are you thinkin' about me again? :7
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:12 PM
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A DU/GD Ultimate Fighting Challenge, with an octagon and everything.
Or maybe Extreme Championship Wrestling? ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:18 PM
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8. Mud wrestling could be interesting. |
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:20 PM
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9. Nope, none of that bullshit. A no-holds barred, all-out fistfight |
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No rules, mano a mano, womano a womano, mano a womano, and womano a mano, and manos a manos, and etc. etc. etc.
Last one standing gets the Yak.
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Sat Nov-20-04 12:27 PM
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10. Fistfight nothing. Lets have a paintball battle! |
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Sat Nov-20-04 02:41 PM
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13. my place i will kick the shit out of all you liberal peace queer |
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idealist,intelectual snob atheist,baby killing...shit the list goes on.but ignore it go ahead make my day feeling lucky wimps etc. etc. etc.
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Sat Nov-20-04 02:45 PM
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14. There's only room for two in one of those options |
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and I don't feel like fighting today. Well, not much :evilfrown:
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:14 PM
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17. Come on, chicken!! I'll fight ya! I triple dog dare ya!! |
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Just step right up...no, a little to your left - sort of where it sort of looks like there might be a square in the floor there, but it really isn't, trust me...just a little closer...okay, I need to walk over here and pull this bellpull to ...uh... call the waitstaff. Yeah, it calls the wait staff...now don't move off that non-existent square...
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:23 PM
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19. my house is fine with me - IF you can get past THIS monster! |
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:47 PM
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20. My yard is nice and muddy right now... |
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:55 PM
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Mortal Kombat arena? Meat freezer?
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