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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:22 PM
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I love George W Bush
But then agian I love having Hemmoroids.Anyone else love him like that?
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:24 PM
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1. Yes I love George W. Bush...
as much has I love having shingles.
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:26 PM
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2. I love my number two...
but I still flush it down the toilet.
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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:28 PM
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3. I love W
But then agian I loved Hitler
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are_we_united_yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:28 PM
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4. I love this administration
like I love cold toilet seats and runny eggs
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:31 PM
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9. Runny Eggs!
Good analogy. Runny eggs make me gag too.
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NewYorkerfromMass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:28 PM
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5. here's the one and only reason I do in fact love him:
He has discredited the Republican Party for all time.
In 10 years they will be in the minority.
In 20 they will be relegated to 3rd party status.
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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:30 PM
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8. I love whitle-ass
But then agian I love running my hair dryer in the shower
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:29 PM
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6. I love George W Bush
Like I love a root canal.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 05:52 AM
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23. Congrats Hippo_Tron!! 200 posts
:toast:

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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:30 PM
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7. I love him like I love cancer
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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:32 PM
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10. I love George W
But then agian I love gettin the clap
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:33 PM
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11. I'd compare it more to loving him like . . .
Edited on Thu Sep-18-03 08:35 PM by ET Awful
Like I love picking at scabs on road rash from riding my mountain bike :). It's painful as hell, but I get a perverse pleasure out of it :)

I'm a masochist, what can I say?

Nah, I hate the sleaze like all good Americans do :)
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number6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:36 PM
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12. I luv boosh
love to see em impeached and put in jail ,,..
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southern democrat Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:37 PM
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13. I wuv Bush
but then agian,I wuv getting my wee-wee caught in my zipper
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Zero Gravitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:44 PM
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14. I find him revolting
Send him back into obscurity in Crawford or Maine or Conneticut or where-ever the Bush scum come from.
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bowens43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:56 PM
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15. I love GW Bush because
every time that freaking idiot opens his mouth he validates my belief that liberalism is morally, ethically and intellectually superior to conservatism.
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zekeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 09:00 PM
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16. I love bush
because he is living breathing validation that up is down, black is white, and right is wrong.

:crazy:
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 09:03 PM
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17. I love Dubya
as much as I love pinworms!
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 09:04 PM
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18. On second thought...
I think I love pinworms more.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 10:17 PM
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19. "I love Big Brother" is what I thought when I read this thread title
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 11:05 PM
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20. I love Bush like I love getting bloody diarrhea.
I love him like I love getting pus-filled boils on my armpit. Actually, that one is pretty fun.:-)
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 12:00 AM
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21. I love Bush almost as much
as I enjoyed having a surgeon peel back my corneas four days after surgery...and then the local wore off.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 12:22 AM
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22. Don't know if it's love or not,
but I did think about him while I was getting a barium enema!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 06:39 AM
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24. I don't even like the dipshit but,
I'd love to see him get paid back for all his Bushit! Gitmo would be a nice place to put him, or the Dry Tortugas, or Devil's Island or Siberia!
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 06:43 AM
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25. I love George Bush as much as I loved
having my wisdom teeth pulled out.

I was sick for a week and couldn't eat a thing...

Bush has made me sick for three years....

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 07:02 AM
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26. oh yes
Love him like I love drinking the contents of a colostomy bag. :eyes:
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 10:10 AM
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29. uh, that one made me retch
nice work!

:hi:
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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 11:35 AM
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30. I love George Bush
like I enjoy being circumcised with a chainsaw!
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 04:26 PM
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35. stop it, yer killin' me!!!
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 07:04 AM
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27. Lutefisk
I love him like lutefisk.

For the uninitiated, lutefisk is a Norwegian dish of fish soaked in lye. As Garrison Keillor once remarked, "When lutefisk is outlawed, only outlaws will have lutefisk."
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 09:36 AM
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28. I love George W. Bush
like I love gastrointestinal distress! :hurts:
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 11:43 AM
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31. I love him, too
because as a person who works in public education, I love the roller coaster ride of not knowing if the district can afford to keep my job in the budget each year...
and as someone with asthma, I look forward to his "clear skies" initiative
and as the mother of a 19-year old man, I love that he likes to go to war...
I could go on and on but I think I'll just :puke:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 11:45 AM
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32. I Love Him, Just Like I Love Having M.S.
It's just great! Especially this week. I'm having a friggin' ball the last 4 days.

That's how i love li'l Georgie.
The Professor
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Quahog Donating Member (704 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 11:46 AM
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33. I just love bush
I despise W, but I love bush.

:9
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sexybomber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 11:49 AM
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34. ooh yes
I'm with you there. :D
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 04:32 PM
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36. I love George Bujlkjlkjl
I couldn't type it, but then again, if I did, I would also have to say that I have equal love for smashing a testicle with a ball peen hammer.
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