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Well, I went over to Tail O' The Pup, and after about five minutes this purple stretch Hummer limo shows up. The driver gets out, who looks like Steve Buscemi's weird looking Cromagnon brother, and he holds up a little sign like they hold up at the airports with my name on it. This was a bit puzzling, as I thought the FAX had come to me by mistake, but I went with the moment and walked up to the guy.
"Ah, Mr. Dukakis88," he chuckled. "We've been expecting your indulgence with gratitude and anticipation. Please be seated in the back of the vehicular. You will find within a plentiful supply of Evian and Rykrisp for your refreshment and nourishdom on the way to our destinationtude."
Well, any doubts I had about this particular decision were pretty much erased by the promise of Rykrisp crackers, which are just my FAVORITE SNACK FOOD IN THE WORLD. So, I walk the half-block back to the end of the limo and get in. Behind me, the door locked and suddenly I was bludgeoned into unconsciousness by an unseen foe from within the fur-lined bowels of the Hummerlimo. Things weren't looking good.
About an hour ago, I woke up naked in a ranch house in what appears to be Baja, Mexico, judging by the species of grass growing in yellow tufts in the opium fields outside the window. No one was about, so I began to wander the silent house, until I found this computer. I know I need to contact the police in order to get help, but thought I should post an update to this message board first, as I owed you all an account of my meeting with Peter O'Toole. Well, I think I hear someone comming, so I'd better get to a phone and call for help. Wait. Put down that Tequilla bottle! Don't break that thing over my head!!! OWWWWW! STOPPPP!!!!!! FOR GOD SAKES, NO!
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Pleasing be disregarding la message by ze loco gringo above. It was all a dream, Americanos. Go back to sleep and forget eet ever happen. Adios.
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