It's Saturday night. I'm single. Wanna know what I'm doing for fun*?

[GOPisEvil]

*besides posting on DU, of course. ;-)

I'm...

...doing...

...laundry.

Please, try to control yourselves. I'm also watching "Cold Case Files on A&E". I am truly Mister Excitement. I did a load of dishes earlier.

[bigwillq]

1. Yo, Mr. Clean-

Wanna come to my house? It's kind of dirty!:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh, my house is a wreck!

But I have clean dishes and clothes! :P

[bigwillq]

12. WOO HOO!

So what you going to wear?
and
What are you going to eat to put on those clean dishes?

[GOPisEvil]

19. Well...I don't have to worry about getting dressed until tomorrow.

And I have eaten dinner, so eveything stays clean - for tonight!

[bigwillq]

33. So u nekkid?

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

36. Oh, sorry....no...

sweat pants and t-shirt.

Maybe that's the problem! :D

[bigwillq]

43. Damn!

I always wanted a naked house cleaner!:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

44. I believe there are companies who specialize in such things.

Not that I know that for a fact or anything. O8)

[bigwillq]

46. Got a link?

LOL!:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

47. I, uh, er...

...actually, no. I did read about them in a newspaper though. I think they were based in Florida. This was years ago, though.

[bigwillq]

50. So, you done cleaning yet? (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

51. House cleaning is tomorrow.

I'll think about doing it nekkid. :P

[bigwillq]

52. It's actually really liberating to clean

in the buff. You really should try it and make sure you leave all the curtains open!

[GOPisEvil]

58. That would get the neighbors' attention!

[bigwillq]

60. Next summer,

try mowing the lawn nekkid!!!:P

[GOPisEvil]

62. Hey - this is Texas, I can STILL mow the lawn nekkid.

[bigwillq]

63. Sorry. I posted then I checked your info!

So, you going to do it?

[GOPisEvil]

64. No bail money at the moment.

Maybe after pay day!

[bigwillq]

66. LOL!

I'll send you a Western Union quick cash thing or whatever they call it if you get into trouble!

[GOPisEvil]

74. LOL - thanks...

[Florida_Geek]

2. I send Delay over and you two can

spray for Bugs.... hehehehehehee

[GOPisEvil]

7. Ew!!

Keep that asshole away from my house!

[Fenris]

3. I'm washing dishes and my sheets.

Life south of Austin is always kickin'.;)

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

8. We're two wild and crazy guys!

:hi:

[short bus president]

5. DOOK GAME!!!

Aside from that, and the playing in the Lounge, I'm doin' nuthin. Except drinkin'. Negra Modelo, con limon. Cerveza mas fina! :9

Oh, and now I'm sorta reminiscing, too, 'cause of crisco's thread. I never should've pulled up that picture of Uma.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Negro Modelo...nice.

Uma's all yours - she's not my type, although I wouldn't kick her out of bed unless she wanted to do me on the floor!

[flamingyouth]

6. I'll be watching Cold Case Files later

Is it a new episode? I love that show.

Such is my exciting life. :D

[GOPisEvil]

20. Not sure...I've seen one story before on another show.

This part looks new though.

[GAspnes]

9. I figured you would be

eating pizza in Chicago. Silly me.

[GOPisEvil]

13. I wish!

Instead I had stir-fry in Austin! :hi:

[Alleycat]

10. I'm single and home too...

It's so hard to meet people. I don't do the bar scene anymore. I have a child from a failed marriage and I just can't bring myself to put her on the back burner to meet men. So here I sit also with a big Rum and Coke and my computer. By the way Cold Case files sometimes has some great shows!!!

[GOPisEvil]

15. Isn't loneliness fun?

Not!

Enjoy the Cuba Libre!

[tjdee]

18. Me too.

Plus, I think I hate men now.
:)

on edit: Except for the men HERE, LOL!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. I was going to suggest something

a bit more entertaining, but.....

nevermind!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Spill it!!!!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

22. Well

yeah, that pretty much describes it.

[GOPisEvil]

24. Oh, that's on the agenda for later.

:eyes:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

28. Hey

Advantages:

1. You never have to worry about your breath.

2. You never have to wonder if you are making "weird" facial expressions.

3. Need to scratch yourself in the middle of it? No problem!

4. Done? Great, now do whatever YOU want.

[GOPisEvil]

31. I'm not arguing against it...

...it's just not "special" anymore. I've lost the magic with myself. ;-)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

39. Oh

well that's just a matter of abstaining for a while.

Become as a stranger to yourself. Then you will go "hey WHO'S THAT?" "Oh yeah, me! How cool!"

Ok I am no longer making sense, pay no attention to me. I'm off to eat my sweet potato.

[GOPisEvil]

42. You have sweet potatoes?!?!?

Damn...I love a sweet potato, baked and served with brown sugar and butter. SHARE!!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

48. That's EXACTLY how I make them, too

and I'm eating it now...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

49. WAY too many Ms!

That sounds GOOD!!! Yum, yum, yum!

[IronLionZion]

16. sounds like my Saturday night too!

except I'm watching Bloody Sunday.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

21. It's Saturday night, and I'm married, but alone

I'm eating pumpkin pie, listening to the Senate on C-SPAN and putting the finishing touches on my closing argument for our mock trial Monday morning. I'm truly Mrs. Excitement!

[GOPisEvil]

23. Oooh...at least you have the mock trial prep.

That's something out of the ordinary - for me anyway.

[SarahB]

25. Wow, you know how to party like me.

Smokin' hot. :D

[GOPisEvil]

26. Yeah, I know how to cut loose, let me tell ya!

:D

[SarahB]

29. cut loose?

Are you eating beans tonight, David? :D

[GOPisEvil]

32. I had broccoli in my stir-fry.

;-)

[ohioliberal]

27. We're all a sad bunch aren't we

but we know how to have fun. With me I'm watching "Somebody Like You" on FX and doing dishes.

[rbnyc]

30. Hi!

Saturday night is for amateurs anyway.

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

34. Hi there!

LOL - yeah, wait until Tuesday - that's when the REAL fun begins!

[Malebolgia]

35. This single man is doing the same thing you're doing.

Sigh.

I wish I had a life. :(

And you know what's sad? I'm a 22 year old college student!

[GOPisEvil]

37. At least I am having brunch with some area DUers tomorrow.

That's something.

[annerevere]

38. Hey, it's Saturday night and we're all staying home!

I'm waiting for my husband to return with dinner. At least you're getting some things done. Hope you have a nice Sunday (and think, no laundry!).

[GOPisEvil]

41. Tomorrow is house cleaning.

This place is a sty!

[WestHoustonDem]

40. That's more exciting than my night, but not by much

[GOPisEvil]

59. Hey, I know how to live it up!

[WestHoustonDem]

72. Things will look better

when I get to my next glass of wine.

[Selwynn]

45. It's Saturday, I'm single, and I just so happen to be doing laundry too...

...though I'm hoping to be going out later...

[RaleighNCDUer]

53. Dishes! Damn, I wish I'd thought of that.

At loose ends, now that the laundry is done.

[Nicole]

54. I'm watching To Kill a Mockingbird

while my dinner is in the oven.

Saturday night single life.

[GOPisEvil]

55. Great movie!

What's for dinner?

[Nicole]

65. lasagna

I made a huge pan of it so I can freeze some.

Another fun thing for us singles to do, eat leftovers.

[GOPisEvil]

68. Damn...I love lasagna!

It's been far too long since I've made a pan.

And, yes, I do know that cold lasagna tastes really good 2 days later.

[BeatleBoot]

56. Nope.

Don't want to know.

Don't need to know.

[SOteric]

57. Glamourous!

- To those of us who just got back from work and are a tad wiped. :7

[GOPisEvil]

61. Put your feet up.

I have some leftover stir-fry (not THAT Stir-Fry! :o). Some dinner will un-wipe you!

[Lady Effingbroke]

67. Another Saturday, nothing to do,

Home all alone, (well, except for DU).
I'm pathetic! I'm single! I can't meet a man!
I have far too much time on my hands!
The dishes are washed, the laundry is clean,
As you can tell it's a boring, sad scene.
What, then, to do? Guess I'll just drink a beer.
So here's to all of us "Lounge Lizards" -

CHEERS!!! :toast:

:silly:

[GOPisEvil]

71. Single haiku

Sometimes single sucks!
Laundry on Saturday night
What fun I'm having!

[RevCheesehead]

69. me, too!

except I'm watching "The Wizard of Oz"

[Cerridwen]

70. Did the dishes, blogged, edited blog, posted nothing of interest

here, let the dogs out, let the dogs in, let the dogs out, let the dogs in, drink some tea, let the dogs out, let the dogs in.

I think maybe I *should* get going on laundry. Right after I let the dogs out.

[GOPisEvil]

73. Ooooooooohhhh...my blog! I can write something boring there!

Wheeeeeeee!

[Cerridwen]

76. LOL, you're welcome. - n/t

[NC_Nurse]

75. well, I'm headed to bed...

how's THAT for exciting?

My husband is still out in the living room playing Bloodrayne 2....so I guess I'm going to bed alone. Oh well....at least I'll get more sleep that way! ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

77. Woohoo!!! Dryer buzzer! I get to hang pants!!!!

*pants with excitement*

[Maddy McCall]

78. I'm drinking beer and cleaning dog piss out of my carpet.

Don't you wish you were me? :-)

[GOPisEvil]

79. OK, I have to hand it to you.

I thought I knew how to live. I am a rank amateur. Don't you wish you had come to Texas now? :D

[Maddy McCall]

80. Yeah, I honestly do.

:-)

[SarahB]

81. I got to....

clean poop out of my 3 year old's underwear.
Twice today!
:bounce:

I do wish I were you!!!

[Zomby Woof]

82. we know you're a loser

But it is rather odd to brag about it.

[GOPisEvil]

85. It's a major award, dammit!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

87. are you fra-jee-lee?

[GOPisEvil]

88. I'm not Italian, I'm Greek.

[XanaDUer]

83. I love Cold Case Files...

Now I'm watching City Confidential.

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

84. I watched City Confidential, too!

:bounce:

[Chicago Democrat]

86. Watching This is Spinal Tap

drinking Stella Artois and listening to the BBC while playing Civilization and eating shrimp with salsa.