Psychiatry - $0.05

[short bus president]

The therapist is in.

I'll trust you all are good for it, 'til I get the paypal thing squared away.

[DeepGreen]

1. What is the meaning of life

and how has it changed in the last month?

[short bus president]

3. That's not psychiatry, that's philosophy.

And given that it's an area in which I hold a degree, I'll hafta charge you at least $250/hr to discuss it. Oh, and tenure.

[DeepGreen]

12. Your tenure is granted,,

Can you put it into a couple of short sentences?
Maybe 20 words at most!

:bounce:

[short bus president]

15. 2 words, no charge. This is too easy.

The answer to the first part of your question is "shit." The answer to the second part of your question is "hemorrhoids."

[DeepGreen]

27. Thanks !

:)

[qnr]

2. Why do I hate everyone? Isn't that likely to seriously lessen the

potential of my being included in someones last will and testament?

[short bus president]

5. Not at all.

"Hating everyone" does not preclude some weirdo masochistic freaks from actually still liking you, so although your odds of inheriting serious moolah are diminished by your intransigent bellicosity, they are not, in fact, entirely obliterated.

[qnr]

7. Ok, that's good to know --- now go away! Until it's time to pick up

your nickle, at least :)

[CelticWinter]

4. What come first...

the chicken or the egg?

[short bus president]

6. You want the real answer?

"The egg." Reptiles were making "the egg" millions of years before anything ever thought of being a chicken.

[CelticWinter]

9. LOL

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Why am I lounge stalking you?

You think I need a prefrontal lobotomy?

[short bus president]

10. No, it's really OK.

I mean, I'm charming, and dashing - I'm rental car bashing.
Phony paper passing at Nix Check Cashing.

And I dunno about you, but I'm way too old for a teenage lobotomy.

[dorktv]

11. *hands you a bag of nickels*

why do I want to get married when everyone I know or talk to tells me I should not because "I am only twenty five"

[short bus president]

13. 25 and ya wanna get married?

Why don'tcha save up yer nickels, find a respectable, clean rent-a-perv service, and have someone tie you up for just like an hour or so, and see if you like it before you plunge into full-time?

Besides, we've never even met face to face. Marriage is a little sudden, don'tcha think?

:P

[dorktv]

14. I never said I wanted to marry you...:)

And I am not into bondage...not that kind anyway.

[short bus president]

17. Well, the answer is painfully, clear, darling.

And I'll just keep one of yer nickles.

You need to get into bondage, to take yer mind off the marriage thing. Then ask me again in another year or so. :P

[Chicago Democrat]

16. Is their a national association of crazy people?

Just kidding... But really is there? There should be... I'm worried about loosing my medicare and Social Security and that of my mother(s) and grandmothers! Anyway as a BiPolar person I feel completely crazy nowadays and have become 'unglued'.

[short bus president]

19. I think the DU Lounge would pretty well qualify.

The medical staff here can be kinda sketchy, but the candy stripers absolutely rock.

[jdots]

18. Dr. why does everyone ignore me ?

Sorry did you say something ? You make me feel so Jung....

[short bus president]

20. It's your breath.

Seriously. Have a tic tac.

;-)

[WindRavenX]

21. why do I keep falling for older men?

The latest crush I have I just found out is 31!!!!!!!! :wow:

[short bus president]

22. Heh - I'm younger than he is!

Crush me, baby!

;-)

[WindRavenX]

23. sweet!

So, what's YOUR favorite organic molecule? :P
(he's my lab partner- and he's a 31 year old junior. You can't make this shit up!!)

[short bus president]

24. *snarf*

I did physics/astronomy science-wise, and I didn't do that any too well. I went into philosophy to become a professional bullshitter.

But to answer yer question, I like whatever molecules keep me alive. The one's that try to kill me? Don't so much like them.

[WindRavenX]

25. you, sir, rock

I'm at the point where I have had such a bad string of luck with guys that I expect the next one to be a bona fide alien...

[short bus president]

26. *snarf* again

Maybe you belong over in the "What's eating you" thread. ;-)

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