Have You Accepted Jesus Christ As Your Lord and Savior?

[Placebo]

I just...I just don't have time for God.

Plus, I love sleeping in on Sundays, all comfy and warm in my bed under the covers, mmm.

Oh yea, and dating both men and women ain't exactly a plus in my column either.

[Nicole]

1. yes

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I was sort of hoping for a toaster

or maybe a portable CD player.

Yup, I'm going to hell.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

3. No, I'm Jewish.

[Placebo]

4. We love you, but you're going to hell.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

15. If that comment was intended for me, I don't appreciate it.

[Placebo]

16. I was joking.

:P

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

17. Didn't find it funny.

:P

[arwalden]

20. 1) It's Placebo... 2) It's The LOUNGE... 3) It's Placebo

[nolabels]

39. Don't worry, there will always be someone trying to buy their way in

http://www.csie.nctu.edu.tw/~movies/index/2001/MoulinRouge/media/

[arwalden]

5. Fuck That Shit!

:-)

[Fenris]

7. Allen, methinks you're channeling Frank Booth!

:D:hi:

[GCP]

38. When did the duck come back?

I love that little guy!

[shesemsmom]

6. I have to be going to heaven

We are already in Hell:evilgrin:

[Fenris]

8. Straight to Hell.

I'd rather not spend eternity with a bunch of Christians.

[Chicago Democrat]

9. Jesus told me he doesn't wanna be no "lord" or "savior"

That's just born again psycho babble..

I'm a Gnostic and have my own ideas about what "Jesus" is..

Jesus wasn't even his actual name its Yeshua. And he spirit is in turmoil over the amount of bloodshed in his name and all the false prophets invoking his name. He really hates it.

[Fleurs du Mal]

10. FastTrack to the Fire

[elcondor]

11. No, and I don't believe in hell

But if it turns out to be a real place, I'd rather spend my time with Gandhi than Pat Robertson

[SaintAnne]

12. nice guy

jesus was a nice guy. if only there weren't a whole bunch of lies surounding him, I'd take him as a savior. But hey I ain't to christian, I'll save myself thank you very much

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

18. Welcome to DU, Saint Anne.

[LSdemocrat]

13. No, I'm a Muslim. Jesus was a prophet of God, like Abraham, Moses, etc.

[lizzieforkerry]

14. The last Christian died on the cross.

I am a Christian but I beleive Jesus cares more about what is in your heart, what you do to help people (like voting democrat) than how much time you spend in Church. Just my personal take on the whole thing. I think He would have voted against the whole AMrriage amendment. Unfortunately the majority of RW Christians follow Paul more than Jesus, they are just too lazy to realize it.

[Darranar]

19. No. I'm afraid eternal damnation is my destiny. Oh, well. n/t

[jdots]

21. are there time payments?

[Placebo]

23. Need to take out a JESUS LOAN?

If the Apocalypse happens before it's time to pay up, you don't have to. It's a real steal of a deal.

[madrchsod]

22. yup going to heaven!

finally get to meet all the good people i couldn`t meet here on earth-

[Cadence]

24. Did Jesus have to accept himself as his Lord and Savior

so he could go to heaven too? Because all I keep hearing is how he kept saying he wasn't the messiah.....and everyone else keeps going "OH YES YOU ARE"

[dolo amber]

25. Jesus makes *the* best burritos

:7

[Wat_Tyler]

27. Jesus loves flamewars.

Flamewars for Jesus!

[CornField]

26. I did at one point...

then I attempted a return and/or exchange without a receipt. Always, always get a receipt.

[Cerridwen]

28. Nope. And I'm not going to hell, either. I do believe I am currently

in hell. Everything from here is "up."

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Dude named Jesus fixed my car once.

Left a reefer in the glove box. Filthy fucker.

[arwalden]

31. Isn't That A Bit Pretentious For Someone To Name Their Child JESUS?

He's got big shoes to fill and unless he can walk-on-water, everyone's bound to see him as a failure. Eh?

[fleabert]

33. on a serious note:

It is pretty common in Mexico to name a kid Jesus. My father in law as born on Christmas so he was named Jesus. DH is a junior. sometimes, to be funny in an arguement, I call him Jesus (american pronunciation) and ask him to forgive me. i'm going to hell for sure.

[BoX o BooX]

40. Levon calls his child Jesus.

Because he likes the name.

[Gyre]

30. The resurrection is a blood-soaked myth

Which more than half the country believes, literally, in spite of a complete lack of evidence and despite all logic to the contrary. 2001's monkey's worshipping a mystery slab, was more evidence of a diety than anything we've seen down here.

I haven't accepted Jesus as anything other than a defaced-poster boy for a hypocrite's S&M wet-dream. Who would've come back and stomped the new jesus freaks into hades if he had had a scintilla of supernaturalness in him.

Gyre

[Brumbi23]

32. Nope, Jesus is dead.

And I don't expect a dead man to save me.

[GingerSnaps]

34. If you spell God backwards

You get the word Dog :shrug: Why?

[Atlas Mugged]

35. None of the above n/t

[chenGOD]

36. Yes, yes I have. He's shiny and metal too..

and makes a great marguerita:

[laheina]

37. Hey pollster.

What's up with the choices. Some of us are going to purgatory or are reincarnating -- thank you very much! :*

[azoth]

41. I'll check that reincarnating box thankyouverymuch. :)

[sugar magnolia]

42. Yes, but I take it back

Where does that put me?

I was just a little kid, doing what I was told.

[Midlodemocrat]

43. I am a cradle Catholic

and I accept the teachings of Jesus and try very hard to live my life by the corporal works of mercy. I don't always make it to church, but I actually do enjoy going when I go. My father, a great man by any standards, always said "going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car". It is what you do/say after you leave church that counts. IMO