Is there a GOPisEvil in the house? A GOPisEvil?!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Anywhere?

I need my car waxed.

[JimmyJazz]

1. I think it's a little late for David! Can I interest you in a

Short Bus President?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. It's a second choice, but I'll take it if need be

[Denver Socialist]

3. What kind of wax?

Sex wax or carnumba wax or bees wax or turtle wax?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Ear

I'm an all-natural purist.

[Denver Socialist]

10. Done!

GOPisEvil, get to work! :P

[JimmyJazz]

12. Okay - tell me now - Are you SBP's sock puppet??? Really!

I wanna know - I won't tell! Promise.

[GOPisEvil]

4. I'm here!

Uh...can I just send your car out for a detail?

[Rabrrrrrr]

No, no detail

I like it the way it is.

:-)

:hi: GOPisEvil!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Hi Rabrrrrrr!

:hi: It's good to see you again.

[JimmyJazz]

9. OMG - you are here - I thought you were long gone!

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Nope...I'm here...

Just kind of chilling out and not posting too much at this hour, but I'm here.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

13. And not sending me any pm's even though it's a special day for me!

i see how you are! :P

[GOPisEvil]

15. Yikes!

I thought YOU were gone, and now I know you're here...ok...

[short bus president]

7. Oh, thank GAWD!

Last time I was waxed I swore I'd be a razor-guy the rest of my life. You kinky mofos go have fun!

[DS1]

6. I can't think of any wax that will work through that burn

:7

[JimmyJazz]

14. Dude! Long time no see! I see the rash is looking a bit better!

The medicine is finally kicking in?

:P

[DS1]

16. The medicine goes

I'm still mad you gave me this thing, however, you floozy

[JimmyJazz]

17. I swear it wasn't me - and if it was, by any chance, I got it from

Short Bus - I kid you not!

[short bus president]

18. No way! I got it from Matcom,

and he got it from DS1 to start with! I KNEW there was a reason those boys preferred calamine lotion to KY.

[DS1]

19. I've worried about him

He gets around, that bus he does

[JimmyJazz]

20. Have you heard his latest nickname? Short Slut President

About sums it up, doesn't it?

[DS1]

21. I've rolled a lot in my time, I've done my share of ups and downs

yet I've still yet to bowl with someone that even remotely matches up to this Short Bus character. Hell, the last time I remember anything clear was the punch in the face I got from a Hell's Angel at the Stones in 68!