Most important attribute in toilet paper

[BurtWorm]

[KittyWampus]

1. Being There

:)

[BurtWorm]

5. I hear you!

At first I thought you were referencing a Peter Sellers movie!

[Girlfriday]

2. It's gotta disintegrate well......

Have you ever had to run an electric eel......Yuk! Scotts the best!

[fizzana]

3. 2 ply

n/t

[luckyluke]

4. I'm very particular about this...

...it *has* to be Quilted Northern. Nothing else.

I'm also obsessive-compulsive on making sure the paper comes out over the roll, not the other way. If I am visiting a friend and happen to use the bathroom and see it is mounted wrong, I have been known to reverse it.

-ll

[SOteric]

6. Should not

dissolve into ether at the first suggestion of contact with moisture.

Should have no resemblence to 40 grit sand paper.

[BurtWorm]

8. Solid as a rock?

No... that doesn't sound right.

[Cheswick2.0]

7. no puffed up smelly perfumed fiber that sticks to me

or floats around the bathroom making me sneeze.

[scarlet_owl]

9. We buy TP at Big Lots

6 rolls for eighty-eight cents. That is what my dad calls "John Wayne toilet paper".

[carpetbagger]

10. Able to serve as a general use item.

Strong enough to use as paper towels and napkins, soft enough to blow your nose or *** with.

[Booberdawg]

11. Inexpensive but

has to be 2-ply and not the really cheap stuff that feels like sandpaper.