http://www.bobrivers.com/player/player.asp?atype=tunes&ID=754&Speed=2Spokane
(Parody of Cocaine by Eric Clapton)
When your drivin’ all day
Ain’t seen nothing but hay
Spokane (Spo-caine)
”What did you say boy?”
When you’re down on your luck
And they repo your truck
Spokane (Spo-caine)
”Hehehe, You ain’t from around here are you ?
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane, son
Spokane (Spo-caine)
”Ga-digg boy! Listen, mister, you’re gonna have to learn a few things if you’re gonna hang around this part of the state!”
Well the Cougars did hot
They’ll be drinkin’ a lot
Spokane (Spo-caine)
”Well, we do know how to celebrate, don’t we, hehe!”
There ain’t no place to go
‘Cept for Idaho
Spokane (Spo-caine)
”Now maybe I didn’t make myself clear
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane
It’s Spokane
You obviously ain’t catchin’ on
Maybe you need a lesson from Smith & Wesson”
Yeehooo!
Spokane
”Now you got it You only half-bad. Why don’t you come over to the place. Ethel and I got some possum on. I got a daughter, that’ll just love you. She’s a big girl, but I think you can handle her. How tall are you?”