Any telekinetics on DU?

[Wonk]

Please raise my hand :-)

[realisticphish]

1. yeah

but i didnt raise your hand. i stole your wallet and made an obscene phone call to your mother, while imitating your voice :evilgrin:


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[The Doctor.]

2. No but I'm 'Telepathetic'...

Isn't it obvious?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I'm telekinetic, and I'm raising your hand right now

If it isn't going up, then the problem isn't with telekenesis/astrology, which have both been scientifically proven but which the scientific community refuses to publish because they'd lose their cushy government welfare jobs - the problem, if your hand isn't going up, is that you don't believe enough.

[St. Jarvitude]

5. mIND

Blown.

[Left Is Write]

4. Yes.

I'm just waiting for the moment they crown me prom queen.

[Throckmorton]

6. No, but I did bend a spoon last night

I used my hands though.

[Digit]

7. Me-Giggling uncontrollably

Thanks, I needed that!

[Heyo]

8. I am telekinetic...

.... by the way, at 10:32 and 21 seconds AM EST later this morning.... DUCK!

;-)

Heyo

[goodboy]

9. You are reading this right now! (nt)

[henslee]

10. No but my dog once moved a fun sized milk bone two inches in one hour

with only his sheer will. He was chained up and someone threw a biscuit just out of reach. Closed circuit video revealed the biscuit slowly steadily creep across the floor to within his reach. Documented but cannot reveal the identity of my dog. He enjoys his simple life and does not want to end up working for the government.