Video of Captured US Senator

[shayes51]

The video of captured US Senator Arlin Specter is especially disturbing. The senator is shown reading a statement of loyalty prepared by the leaders of an extremist organization know as the Republican Party. A member of the group himself, Mr. Specter was captured and humiliated because the supreme leadership objected to his exercise of free speech, an act they cannot tolerate. Although this fundamentalist group doesn't usually behead its captives, one suspects from viewing the video, that other parts of Mr. Specter's anatomy my have been amputated.

[dand]

1. Link?

[Spinzonner]

2. Or perhaps he put his Manhood in a blind trust

[rooboy]

3. LOL... he'll need a 'magic bullet' to get out of this one. n/t

[mtnester]

4. You should forward this as a news release to Spector's office

see if it will embarrass him at all

[cassiepriam]

5. Correction

"that other parts of Mr. Specter's anatomy may have been amputated."

For the record, these parts were never there to begin with.....

[The Zanti Regent]

6. The closest Specter comes to balls is when he walks by a gumball machine!

he never had any to begin with!

[Buzz Clik]

7. Given that we don't negotiate with terrorists...

Specter will probably be beheaded. Bummer.