NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!! (and other campy movie quotes)

[LynneSin]

I watched Mommie Dearest the other day and just laughed my ass off over how campy that movie is.

What's your favorite campy/cheesy movie quote!

[BoX o BooX]

1. "You call that a performance???"

"I could chew up a script and PUKE a better performance!!!"

[Rumba]

2. My first reaction to your headline

was that you were starting a Roe v Wade thread!

[LynneSin]

5. yeah well, she'll be there with Wire Hangers if Bush has his way

:cry:

[Paradise]

8. Me, too! n/t

[flamingyouth]

3. "This is my happening, and it freaks me out!"

Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell in Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

[Dukakis88]

6. fudge! you beat me to the punch!

:freak:

[Dukakis88]

4. Three from "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" (written by Roger Ebert)...

"This is my happening and it freaks me out!"

"You will drink the black sperm of my vengence."

"You're a groovy boy. I'd like to strap you on sometime."

[datasuspect]

7. "i know he knows . . .

and know he knows i know he knows."

from the Warriors.

[LynneSin]

9. You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?....

...Starship Troopers, probably got some of the best campy quotes

[greekspeak]

10. If I don't get these from "All About Eve"...they'll take my gay card away

(Referring to Eve, who had been called full of Fire and music, Bette Davis says..."I suppose I am just a handful of sparklers and an old kazoo."

And "All playwrites should be dead for 400 years."

And "Fasten your safetybelts...its going to be a bumpy ride."

And "Everybody has a heart. Except some people"

[greekspeak]

12. And these from Clue

"Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong and disposable."

"Flames...flames...on the side of my face...heaving, heaving breaths"

"I Wouldn't be caught alone together with you"

"I thought men like you were usually called fruits"

"Is there a little girls room?" "Oui Oui Madame." "No I just need to powder my nose."

[shesemsmom]

15. What is you name? (from the prick red necked cop

up. :hippy girl
up what?; the red necked cop
UP YOURS ;hippy girl
Billy Jack
still fine watching even today if you can catch them

[Atlas Mugged]

17. "Remind me....

...to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke".

[Liberal Veteran]

11. Visits? That would indicate visitors.

Plan 9 is chock full of such gems.

[arwalden]

13. I'm Not The Messiah, I Tell You!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?--Benny and Joon

It took me forever to figure that line out, because, when I first saw it I had yet to read To Kill a Mockingbird. Benny and Joon is a totally underrated movie. ;) :hi:

[luxpara]

16. Dawn Davenport..

"this is Dawn Davenport...DAWN DAVENPORT...I'm pregnate and I want money!!"
- Female Problems



"Git out of my chambers - you lesbians!!"

"Tell your mother I hate her, Tell your mother I hate you!"
- Desparate Living

You can't fly campy without the master

[Atlas Mugged]

18. "I........want........CHA CHA SHOES!!!!!!!!!"

[NightTrain]

19. "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." (HEATHERS)