TakebackAmerica
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:20 AM
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Fox News Report: Evidence proves Clark is the devil. |
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Edited on Fri Sep-19-03 12:21 AM by TakebackAmerica
By Karl Rove
Sources at the Wall Street Journal and the Republican National Committee are reporting that Clark indeed the devil.
Micheal Savage and Rush Limbaugh have confirmed this, and are also reproting that Clark may be a vampire.
A child of a Bush supporter says that a bat flew in to her window and than transformed into Clark. He then promptly sucked the child's blood. The child currently in the intensive care wing of the Ronald Reagan National Hospital.
It appears that Clark while in the army,provided Osama Bin Laden with 3.5 million dollars in seed money.
In today's other news it is now being by counterpunch that Hurricane Isabel was created by Clark when he sneazed.
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:25 AM
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1. And I was certain that Bill & Hillary |
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:27 AM
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2. that's what they mean by BLOW JOB |
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:27 AM
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:27 AM
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4. Bill stuck his penis in the ocean and up sprung |
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:28 AM
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One of our Canadian premiers called the challenger for his job an 'evil, reptilian, kitten-eating alien from another planet'
Now beat THAT!!
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:32 AM
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That's f....ing unbelievable unbelievable
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:30 AM
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TakebackAmerica
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:33 AM
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Edited on Fri Sep-19-03 12:34 AM by TakebackAmerica
He has them for breakfast with plenty of blood on top. :evilgrin:
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:37 AM
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It's not kittens he eats, it's pussy! And more power to him!
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:37 AM
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Fri Sep-19-03 12:40 AM
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12. LOL well the electorate |
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hasn't found it in the least funny....and if the premier doesn't get his act together...he'll be the ex-premier in short order!
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Fri Sep-19-03 02:00 AM
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13. Ah herd he likes cheldrun... |
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