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Sun Nov-21-04 04:43 PM
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Poll question: Sex Ed Poll |
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Edited on Sun Nov-21-04 04:59 PM by short bus president
Which sex ed class did YOU have in high school?
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:46 PM
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1. There's no spot for classroom aide.... |
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:49 PM
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You'd better be wearing a thong bikini when you talk like that!
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:46 PM
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they didn't have sex ed in the cave woman days
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:49 PM
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3. i vividly remember that film |
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all the eggs wore little pink hair ribbons and the sperm had blue bow ties. absolutely no mention of how they arrived at their destination, however.
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:52 PM
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7. did your filmstrip have the stork in it, too? |
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:05 PM
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Edited on Sun Nov-21-04 05:06 PM by ogradda
actually the film ended immediately after fertilization. if it weren't for older sisters of friends i'd probably still be clueless :)
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:51 PM
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5. 10 years before I hit the public school system here, |
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there were prayers in the morning, and the school auditorium was almost universally called the Chapel. Then by the time I showed up it's all venereal diseases and condoms and such. Even in the South, we sometimes make SOME progress. ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:51 PM
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6. Okay - so I voted. Now what happens? |
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:59 PM
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9. Now you wait here with the rest of us |
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to see who's gonna be the first to admit to being "home-schooled." Out of all the sick fucks here, someone's gotta bite. :D
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:02 PM
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10. Oh you mean "home schooled" as in |
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Edited on Sun Nov-21-04 05:04 PM by JimmyJazz
"Daddy says I'm the best." - Creepiest line ever in a comedy, btw! ew ew ew ew ew - I just skeeved myself out!
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:05 PM
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Mission Accomplished! Giggity!
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:07 PM
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14. What was your mission? To skeeve me out or to get someone |
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Edited on Sun Nov-21-04 05:07 PM by JimmyJazz
to type "daddy likes...Oh, shit - don't make me type that again!
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:08 PM
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16. I'm sorry, didn't you say |
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something about coming out of yer skivvies? :shrug:
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Sun Nov-21-04 04:52 PM
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8. there shd *always* be an "other" category |
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as in "determined onanist".
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:04 PM
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I've not polled anyone in so long, I guess I'd forgotten the etiquette. You're right - an "other" option is an excellent touch. ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:07 PM
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15. I saw the 'girls; film ... |
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Edited on Sun Nov-21-04 05:08 PM by hippiechick
but never got the other side of the story until I was necking with a certain boy in the front seat of his dad's car ... :wow:
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:17 PM
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you got sex ed and driver's ed combined? Nice! Sooooooooo... stick shift or auto? ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:24 PM
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21. I turned out to be a stick shift kinda girl ... |
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I like to be in control :evilgrin:
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:14 PM
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17. I voted other because I don't remember taking sex ed in high school but |
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Edited on Sun Nov-21-04 05:15 PM by Dark_Leftist
I went to an all boys Catholic H.S. (here in Memphis) I did, however, take sex ed in 5th grade and again in 6th grade I believe when I was living in Columbus, OH at the time.
-one more post until I enter the abyss.
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:20 PM
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they don't take Catholics in the 700 Club. They think you guys are Satan's butlers. Your post count should go directly from 699 to 800, unless by some chance you've let your faith slip, in which case the evangelical hordes are required by gawd's law to try to have their way with you.
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:36 PM
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23. Actually, I'm not Catholic (agnostic) and |
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I try to forget my time there.A whole lotta freepers for a Catholic school though. If I had to do it over again, I would have gone to public school like my sister.
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:21 PM
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20. You forgot "Self-taught" |
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:53 PM
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28. Guess that must be an offshoot |
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of "home schooled," eh? ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 05:25 PM
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22. Helllllooo? Sex Ed? Hey, when I was in HS, girls couldn't even wear pants. |
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I think we got a week of "hygiene" and most of that was about trying to scare us with weird diseases and stories about people going NUTS if they tried pot... or "heaven forbid!" LSD.
Yeah, I inhaled. And the acid trip was not a bit like a train ride.
And I liked the sex ed class in the back of a red Firebird... oh yes.
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:54 PM
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29. You got yer pic to work! |
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My bullies would never be caught in such a compromising position. Except maybe in the back of a red firebird. And then only if the cat was really, really hot. ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 08:28 PM
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63. Nah, didn't get the pic to work. Was saved by QNR. Have to find a new |
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server that works here.
I guess ImageShack is not longer ... working.
Love the bulldog though. Firebirds...not like they used to make 'em.
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:05 PM
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:57 PM
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how's the dissertation on lubricants coming? ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:55 PM
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the focus will be the superiority of natural renewables over synthetics.
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:13 PM
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25. It was a unit in health class |
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In ninth grade. Unfortunately, the teacher was a single, not dating even, young man who seemed to be rather embarassed about it all. It was basically learning about all the parts and process of creating a child as well as venereal diseases. We never were taught about condoms or other birth control. This was in a rural Ohio public school in the 90s. I already knew about that stuff and more. My sister and I found and watched porn tapes. I also was a very studious type who secretly read some books in the public library that told me everything that I needed to know.
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:59 PM
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32. How do you "find" porn tapes? |
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I was never so lucky as a kid. I had to get mine the old-fashioned way - by hanging out with the kids who's creepy dads didn't lock up their libraries. But it DID afford me the opportunity to teach myself how to defeat the macrovision VHS copy-protection scheme. ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:17 PM
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26. None in high school; fifth, sixth and seventh grade covered it ad nauseum |
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High school served as practicum. No classes that specifically addressed the subject, though.
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:01 PM
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34. you must've grown up in a blue state |
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we're sometimes slow learners down here. ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:41 PM
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27. Me and a certain young lady completed the "self-paced" learning. |
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Sun Nov-21-04 06:58 PM
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31. Now see I didn't read "self paced" as including others |
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you did see the author of this particular thread, no?
:hi:
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:00 PM
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33. Well, we both wanted to learn. |
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Sort of a self-paced for couples. :hi:
Yeah, even without the labels, this is SO an SBP thread.
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:04 PM
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35. I still think we need a decision from the judge - I say self paced |
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means just that...self.....paced! The operative word being "self" - I dunno, maybe I've been spending too much time with SBP! But, who am I to argue - there has been a lot of animosity in the lounge today - so let's not you and I start!
:hi:
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:06 PM
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I'm a lover, not a fighter. :hi:
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:21 PM
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39. Have you heard anything else? |
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:22 PM
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40. Oh, but of course! Lot's of things. But, I don't tell which is why the |
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information continues to be forthcoming!
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:23 PM
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42. Good...I hear lots of things too, but... |
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...loose lips sink ships.
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:24 PM
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You said "fourth coming." :D
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:27 PM
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:P
I said "forthcoming" - maybe there isn't a difference in perville, but here in the real world, there is!
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:33 PM
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perville and pronunciationtown were so geographically close? :D
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:37 PM
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:19 PM
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:23 PM
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41. Yay! Our first remedial! |
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Would you by any chance be interested in private tutoring? ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:25 PM
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This thread is gonna get locked ya know.
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:31 PM
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50. No way! This is good clean fun. |
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No pizza paddles or anything. And I'M bad? You wanna be pot, or kettle? ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:34 PM
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I'm a perfect angel. See my pic?O8)
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:38 PM
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in a Hell's Angel's bar! :P You can't fool me, fuzzy. I'm onto you! :D
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:23 PM
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I went to a Catholic girls' high school in the 1960s. We didn't have sex education, we had "marriage day".
It consisted of a Catholic priest coming in to tell us not to do anything.
Next up was a Catholic married couple with about 42 children telling us not to do anything.
Then a Catholic obstretrician (note, no mention of gynecology or the need for women to have checkups) telling us not to do anything.
Did I mention this was spring of senior year? And most of us had already done something???
It was totally useless, and we snickered at each other behind our hands. Well, the really religious girls didn't......
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:27 PM
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the "really religious" girls just had better poker faces. ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:28 PM
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:30 PM
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49. He said "liquor" earlier! |
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:35 PM
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And I CERTAINLY never said anything about one in the front and the other in the rear. Matcom must be telling stories on me again...
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:37 PM
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56. He wrote the book on scavery! |
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:41 PM
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59. and a cromulent book it is! |
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I'll not have my burning stangle to spread the word of scavery mocked by the flejibbity likes of YOU! Ya rectum-helmet!
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:41 PM
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58. No. They were too scared of letting a man near them. |
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You shoulda seen them!!!!
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Sun Nov-21-04 07:42 PM
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60. in their little Catholic schoolgirl outfits? |
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I really, really wish I had. ;-)
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Sun Nov-21-04 08:02 PM
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62. How about this one???? |
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