I'm posting the punch line, YOU make up the joke!

[Zomby Woof]

3 ice cream cones, 2 yaks, and a can of creamed corn!

[Nikepallas]

1. What will the net earnings be for the bush Twins this year?

[RPM]

2. Who do I think would be a better president and cabinet...

... than those currently at the posts

[ClassWarrior]

3. How about my favorite punchline-in-search-of-a-joke...

"So the waiter says, 'Not the turtle soup!!'"

NGU.

[RetroLounge]

4. What does Zomby bring on a first date?

RL

[mcscajun]

5. What was Bush caught with in the motel room? (n/t)

*

[ilovenicepeople]

6. What will my life savings buy me in a year and a half?

[AlCzervik]

7. What does Rick Santorum want to have sex with?

[Hans Delbrook]

8. What pointy, stubborn and filled w/glop...

...besides George Bush's head?

[CelticWinter]

9. Condi, *, Laura

the twins, and rove

[grumpy old fart]

10. What's the value of a Marine's life to *.....?

[SarahB]

11. What's the best way to spend a Sunday night?

:P

[Briarius]

12. what's ZW wearing right now?

:evilgrin:

[name not needed]

13. What did they find matcom violating Kleeb with?

*rimshot*

[Seabiscuit]

14. What is a "liberated" Afghani dowry made of?