Blue-Jay is asleep downstairs

[prolesunited]

What should I do?

[GOPisEvil]

1. AIR RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

2. Evolve to nekkidness!

This is the Lounge, after all...

[BoX o BooX]

3. Warm water in a pan.

Hilarity ensues.

[short bus president]

4. get a cup of warm water,

and gently place his hand in it, without waking him up.

;-)

[prolesunited]

Umm...

Fun idea, but he's sleeping on the chaise lounge I bought in March. Too new and nice for that.

[short bus president]

11. Hrm. I respect yer furniture-related concerns.

Is he by any chance out enough you could put some makeup on him without waking him? Something kinda clownish and unsubtle? Yer choice, then, whether you tell him about it before he goes anywhere.

Or there's always the taking of an eyebrow or something. But that's a bit more long-lasting than the makeup.

;-)

[prolesunited]

15. We're going back to Ohio

for Thanksgiving with his family. I think a missing eyebrow would be a bit conspicuous. I don't want them to hate me right away. ;-)

[short bus president]

19. definitely just the lipstick, then.

Hope y'all have a great holiday! And relax - they're gonna love you!

:D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

6. I haven't done that to anyone since summer camp

:evilgrin:

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Is he watching football????

That can be bad news. Thankfully, the college football season is crashing to a close!

[prolesunited]

7. His eyes are closed

I don't think he's watching much of anything.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Ah good.....

Perhaps you kept him up too late last night????

:evilgrin:

[prolesunited]

10. Wasn't me

His band played last night, packed a little, slept a little and then drove here.

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Then he probably needs it....

And wouldn't mind if you went to wake him up a bit later...if ya know a good way to wake him up, LOL.

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

9. Wake him up!

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

12. I'd like to kick his ass

but, I am fair and will wait for him to awaken.

[prolesunited]

17. I'm certain he will enjoy that

when he awakens. Nothin' like a good Skittles ass kickin' :-)

[jdots]

13. Blue jays like Tang and Cheese Wiz

let it sleep it off,might have been a wild bird party last night.

[madrchsod]

16. creative use of lipstick

then post for all to see

[prolesunited]

18. LOL!

Hmmm... He *does* have a twisted sense of humor. Although I'm certain he would appreciate it, I'm a little afraid of the retaliation I would face. And I KNOW he would get me back.

[Susang]

20. The possibilities are endless

How will you choose only one? ;-)