The "I was an innocent bystander" check-in thread.

[qnr]

Ok, just in case the mods get a sudden urge to go medieval on us because of some of the um.... er.... "spirited" discussions we've had here tonight, you can use this as a CYA, "I was just standing there, whistling innocently," preemptive swearing of innocence thread.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Yeah, I wasn't even there.

Besides, no one saw me.

[qnr]

4. I'll vouch for that - heck I didn't even see you here n/t

[miss_kitty]

2. do-da-do-do

i may need this-sometimes the target end up covered in shit.

[qnr]

5. Always helps to have a plan! n/t

[Susang]

7. I don't know....

That sounds suspiciously like the "doom" song from Invader Zim. You aren't really Gir by any chance, are you? ;-)

[miss_kitty]

18. MOI?

no! That's the innocent do da doo song...:evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. I swear I had nothing to do with it...

I'm in my 20's...I just want to get back to the old lounge...with many gratuitous sex threads!!! :evilgrin: </looks away and whistles>

[qnr]

6. Or even just a couple on the weekends n/t

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. any sex thread is better than no sex thread!

n/t

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

8. I just came in to see how everyone in the Lounge was doing ...

since I am not able to log on that much due to work and then BAM , FIGHT !

[qnr]

13. Related maybe? Everyone was fighting to say hi to you? n/t

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

23. LOL I doubt it .

I have been on the DU for a year now but I am still incognito lol .

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. AHA!! So - it WAS you!

Well, I'm glad we figured that out.

That's another day of detective work done for me.

Whew!

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

21. I swear it was'nt me .

I am know I am beautiful but DANG , there is enough CarolinaPeridot to go around ;) lmao

[asthmaticeog]

9. It CAN'T be my fault. I'm 34.

[qnr]

16. Yeah, but that's still a pretty pugnacious avatar n/t

[asthmaticeog]

30. Pugnacious? It's a singer! Pretty, pretty music.

[qnr]

32. Perhaps, but they look like they're going to bite the ear off

of the microphone.

[x-g.o.p.er]

10. Hey, I wasn't even on the computer.

I was watching football.

[qnr]

17. Wow, there's such a thing as "Off the computer"???? n/t

[ogradda]

11. i'm trying to figure out what the hell happened

threads are being wiped quick as a wink.

[qnr]

22. Damned if I know.-all of a sudden, it was like an 80% off sale at Macys nt

[Lone_Star_Dem]

39. That pretty much describes it!

I wandered into the lounge to relax and it was all, WHAM! BAM! WHOP!

I want everyone to know while all this was going on I was in the kitchen with a butcher knife killing Professor Plum.

[ofrfxsk]

12. I've been reading my Laura Ingalls Wilder books all night.

[qnr]

27. Ah, and you fell asleep! Good one. (just kidding) n/t

[ofrfxsk]

34. Yes. I was asleep the whole time.

[ogradda]

28. o i love those

n/t

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. oooops

:D

[qnr]

26. That's a nice simple one, I like it! n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. Bullshit, you were in there up to your armpits, stirring the pot

I saw ya.

[qnr]

24. Note that I have not proclaimed my innocence so phfffffffft! n/t

[Der Blaue Engel]

31. Ewwwww...

...he was stirring the pot with his *armpits*? Now I really don't want any soup. (Oh, wait...sorry...I got lost wandering through another thread.) ;)

[da_chimperor]

25. Thankfully a combination of insomnia and GTA kept me away from it all

Whew! :D

[qnr]

29. See, that's why I need more exciting games. Mine end up putting me

to sleep.

[da_chimperor]

33. Killing drug dealers for cash is always a good way to stay awake.

Gotta make at least 20k to buy some more property. I'm a man with a mission.

[Forkboy]

35. I dont think I've been an innocent bystander since I was 8

:)

[qnr]

37. Well yeah, but that's understandable.... you grow, you get gawky,

you accidently trample Tokyo and then no one ever lets you live it down.

[FuzzySlippers]

36. Me? I participated in no flame wars!

I'm just lurking here waiting for some sex threads to break out when the mods go to bed.

[qnr]

38. Oh. That's why I always miss them.... n/t

[thedailyshow]

40. I'm an innocent bystander!