Uncle Rabrrrrrr's 100% Guaranteed UNSAFE & CONTROVERSIAL Thread [view all]

[Rabrrrrrr]

Please, people, keep your children quiet in the nicer restaurants. Please?

[WindRavenX]

1. LOL

oh man, this may not be the night for humor...:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Maybe not, but, well...

it's my way.

I'm one of those that likes to fan the fires and try to irritate the terminally immature who go ballistic over bullshit.

[WindRavenX]

10. Well, carry on then!

And teach me the righteous paths of Martini knowledge, senei.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Aye, I still owe you the Cosmopolitan recipe

I shall get that in a few days. Perhaps before Thanksgiving.

[WindRavenX]

16. awesome!

See, maybe that's the problem tonight- people haven't been drinking enough! :toast:

[Downtown Hound]

18. Speak for yourself,

I've been drinking all damn day.

[da_chimperor]

3. Do what my mom did. Tell them if they don't be quite right now

that you'll tell Santa to give them herpes and/or conjunctivitis for christmas.

[Zomby Woof]

4. if they are going to serve children in those places

Make sure the food thermometer reads at least 180 degrees when they are done. Undercooked children give me the shits.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Oh, man, yeah - isn't that just the absolute worst diarrhea?

[democracyindanger]

5. Beware of people suddenly referring to themselves as "your uncle"

Just sayin'.

[jpgray]

6. Dude. You can't copy and paste for shit

Here's a rule of thumb for those who see me posting in the Lounge: all my posts that begin with "Dude." aren't as funny as I think they are.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. The [view all] was intentional

And very subtle.

[jpgray]

17. Ack! It isn't capitalized!

You're a wily one, Rabrrrrrr.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Damn right!

I am wily. Sometimes too much so, that things get lost in the mix... but at least I always know what I've accomplished.

:-)

[ogradda]

7. good

i'd like to be in the know for some of this shit for once. i always arrive too late for the festivities.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

8. and in a note to WV, NamVetsWeeLass adds into the Controversy.....

Native WV people, Please also note that it isn't "Cute" to have these children stuff their faces like chimpmunks and then try to carry on a conversation with you. (Thus spraying you in the face with whatever it is they are eating.) Being a Non Native, I can tell you that this happens here and NOT in PA.

[Renew Deal]

9. Vegans are idiots. Try some KFC

And I bet the Veganism is over.

[Dukakis88]

12. Anyone under 21 should have to eat outside with the dogs and rats.

Loudmouthed brats.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Allright, but I AINT sittin on your lap, there Uncle R!

Try that shit with the Catholic kids, they know how to do that better
:evilgrin:

Us Lutherans know better than to hang with strangers called uncle. (or Father, for that matter !)

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. But if you sit on my lap today, a kiss a toy is the price you'll pay!

Sounds like a fair deal to me. If it was good enough for Rankin Bass, it should be good enough for you. :P