On a lighter note.. Quotes from Rush Lowbrow (9/18/03)

[LTR]

Just happened by his website (I love tragedy), and came across this inspiring list of thoughts for the day. Enjoy this sad attempt of clutching at straws:

A Hurricane-Force Gust of Tru...er Bullshit (my revision - sorry!)

September 18, 2003

"Wesley Clark reminds me of the malcontent, maniacal generals in Bob Ludlum novels who join super-secret clubs bent on taking over the world. They're retired but they still wear fatigues and everybody still calls them 'general.'"

“Isn't it interesting how the wealthy are to pay for the war on terror but not for their own prescription drugs?”

“Here’s this hurricane stirring up the ocean hundreds and hundreds of miles away. We are fools if we think that what we do as humans affects climate, weather and everything else.”

“If these rich Democrats have enough to bank roll a liberal radio network, then they certainly have enough to pay for the war in Iraq without dipping into everybody else's pockets for it.”

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[Evil_Dewers]

1. Srop listening to Flush Rimshot...

You only empower him. I'll bet half his daily 4 million listeners are libruls. If you do listen, make sure to never do it in a public place so that Arbitron (a radio ratings service) cannot log you as a listener and boycott any product that advertises on Flush's show. Most of the ads are for crap anyway (except for Oreck vacuum cleaners). Let the advertisers know that you will never buy their products as long as they advertise on Flush. And tell them you are rich.

And don't gimme this "We have to know our enemy" crapola. Rush flunked out of college his frosh year, is on his third marriage, is impotent, is Godless unless that God is money, had a pus-filled cyst on his back to get out of Vietnam duty, and has been fired at least 40 times. He's irrelevent.

[scarlet_owl]

2. Right on.

I avoid Rush like the plague. I know some liberals like to listen to him for a laugh, but I just don't find him funny. Whenever the old lady who works at the nature center with me has him on, I go for a walk or clean out the snake cages. Snake poop is more pleasant than Pigboy.

[LTR]

3. Don't worry...

...I like to listen occasionally just to see how tragic the NeoCon movement is.

And I'll only listen in my car or at home, with no one else around.

And if Arbitron asks, I'll tell 'em I'm listening to sports talk Dan Patrick/Jim Rome), probably neo-Nazi radio's biggest competitor. Yeah! That'll put a chink in Lowbrow's armor!

Just find it ironic that he can attack Clark's military service while Fatboy got a deferrment from a bad case of the shits.

Makes me feel better being on the left.

[BigMcLargehuge]

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[LTR]

6. Sorry about that

I'll deface it more next time!

Heh heh...

Here's the link to Fatboy's site:

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_091803/content/quotes.guest.html

[CanuckAmok]

5. KABLAM!!

That was my head exploding after reading this line:

“If these rich Democrats have enough to bank roll a liberal radio network, then they certainly have enough to pay for the war in Iraq without dipping into everybody else's pockets for it.”

No, he didn't really say that, did he? Am I missing something--is this a spoof post?