The "desirous media" has chalked up yet another Eagle's victory

[underpants]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=241121021

[obreaslan]

1. The Exit Polls of those leaving the game were wrong....

100% of those polled at the end of the game said the Eagles won 28-6. But, upon further review, the media has now called the game for the Redskins. Avid football fan, and the only one brave enough to tell the truth, Rush Limbaugh has stated that the "Liberal Media" in this country is corrupt, and it bases the game scores on outdated, and unscientific methods.

All games will now be scored on Diebold electric scoring machines. Scores will not be reported until the end of the game, and there will be no paper-trails.

A top Diebold executive was quoted as saying, "Trust us."





edit: b/c I can't spell.