Is Wat_Tyler intentionally awful or is he just a poorly made mess?

[short bus president]

;-)

[Wat_Tyler]

1. I have a cult following.

A big, hairy cult.

[short bus president]

5. Shut yo MOUF!

I shave!

:P

[Dora]

2. Who is Wat_Tyler?

Does he like pie?

[JimmyJazz]

3. Wat_Tyler is our resident Clash fan!

His favorite CD is Sandinista! Be sure to let him know how much you love Sandinista! - He is even forgiven for thinking Joe Strummer was born in Istanbul.

Go Wat_Tyler :toast:

Oh, and do I smell pie?

[Wat_Tyler]

4. I do love London Calling.

But who could not?

[tigereye]

9. you better!

or I will come over there and ..... ;)

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Is that a promise or a threat? Or both?

[tigereye]

22. and sing the entire album to you

I guess it's an intimation.

[Wat_Tyler]

25. I don't know. Can you sing?

Will you dress up like a lounge singer?

[tigereye]

28. uh I could wear my Halloween costume

I guess I would be a goth lounge singer.

And I sing fairly well, I have been told.

I do a mean Wrong-Em Boyo in the car.

[Wat_Tyler]

33. You're in!

[tigereye]

35. well thank you

( bats false eyelashes)

[JimmyJazz]

36. If you are going to sing all of London Calling, I do believe

a mohawk is requisite. :P

[tigereye]

41. I dunno

some musician friends of mine played the whole album at a memorial concert for Joe a while back, and I don't think any of them had one. It was awesome.

My work and a mohawk don't jibe too well, anyway. :)

[JimmyJazz]

42. I still say it's required! And I think you should post pictures!

:P

[tigereye]

45. wish I had some

I was more into dressing like Patti Smith in those days, actually. :)

[JimmyJazz]

15. Freepers! It's a known fact that Freepers do not like London Calling!

Oh, and my mother! Otherwise, you are correct - everyone else loves London Calling!

[miss_kitty]

7. pie? did somebody say PIE?

and Joe Strummer?

[JimmyJazz]

10. *sniff* - I smell pie and a potential thread jacking!

Here's some pie:



and here's dessert:

[miss_kitty]

12. Damn I just went all gooey inside

over dessert of course. But the pie looks good to. I just don't like-like pie...

[short bus president]

14. Duh!

We've long since established that you prefer popsicles and candy canes.

:D

[JimmyJazz]

19. But, you do like-like the dessert course?

stupid question, wasn't it?

[miss_kitty]

23. of course!

At least I liked-liked the dessert. Seems an exercise in futility to lust after him now :(

[JimmyJazz]

24. I hear you! It's still fun to remember! Did you get the picture that I

sent to you? I sent it via e-mail.

[miss_kitty]

29. I'll have to turn on AOhell

just a minute.

[JimmyJazz]

31. Never mind all that! SBP posted it!

[miss_kitty]

34. Too late

plus you included pics of your sweetie pies! I said Pies!...they are beautiful little girls!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

37. Thank you - do you think this thread is officially

hi-jacked or should we start another topic of discussion? :hi:

[short bus president]

39. I move that we discuss the merits

of the toe-sucking fetish. One's own, or someone else's.

All in favor?

[JimmyJazz]

40. I don't have a toe sucking fetish - do you?

[short bus president]

44. I'm not nearly flexible enough

to suck my own toes. The "So, so! Suck yer toe, all the way to Mexico" thing is unlikely to torment me the way it did when I was small and my sister could still beat me up.

Other people's toes, tho? I dunno. Guess it all depends on whether I meet the right toes. And if the girl they're attached to can beat me up. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

53. I AM flexible enough

but not anything I care to do-or have done or do to someone else. Colour me 'Vanilla'

[short bus president]

55. Vanilla?

That's a bit kinky. I'd prolly opt for nutella. It's toe-curlingly good.

;-)

[miss_kitty]

56. heh!

;-)

[short bus president]

26. One more for the dessert menu...

This one should feed the whole table.

[JimmyJazz]

27. That's a picture of me with my foot hanging out of the bag!

I was hoping Joe wouldn't notice where I was hiding and accidentally take me home!

Ta da! Thread successfully jacked! When the topic is either Joe or my ass - hey, what can I tell ya!

[short bus president]

30. Another of yer

bodacious ta-das! This thread is NOT jacked. I thoroughly intended for this to happen. So NYAH! :P

[short bus president]

13. YOU SHALL NOT JACK ME!

Unless, I suppose, if Miss Kitty holds me down and all, I mean, MAYBE I might could be overpowered. But you two ladies DO realize, right, that we're one player short of a proper bridge tournament?

[JimmyJazz]

16. One player and one Tijuana donkey!

[short bus president]

18. I understand our fourth is working today,

but the donkey only works nights. Wonder if he's sleepin' now?

[GOPisEvil]

43. Yeah, but the 4th is home for lunch!

Lets make this snappy! Wake up the damned donkey!

[JimmyJazz]

46. a nooner foursome! Damn! Now that's kinky!

[GOPisEvil]

47. Kinky is SBPs middle name!

Now where is he? Time's a-wastin'!

[short bus president]

49. I've been web-researching the toe-sucking thing.

Sorry for the delay. Anyone want shrimp for lunch? :P

[GOPisEvil]

51. You needed to research toe-sucking?

Shellfish? Alright! Let's go to hell for that too dammit!

[short bus president]

52. Once you've chosen yer path,

travel it enthusiastically!

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

54. Damn the torpedoes - full speed ahead!

[short bus president]

48. FORE!

And let the poor donkey sleep. He ain't yer gimp, ya know?

Now where's Miss Kitty run off to?

[FuzzySlippers]

32. Ooh, I did that thingie with the pastry leaves on the edge

a coupla times. Damn pain-in-the-ass lot of work.

[JimmyJazz]

38. That is a pain in the ass - especially because if you don't do

it, the pie still tastes the same!

[tigereye]

50. that is very nice JJ

he was so cute. Sigh. And so smart. And. Blast.

[short bus president]

6. Don't tell anyone...

I think he may "like-like" the pie. And don't DARE ask him about that one time, at band camp...

;-)

[miss_kitty]

8. you mean the flute incident?

that was nasty. I'll never think of Rampal the same. That's ok. I try not to think of him at all.

[short bus president]

11. Rampal - RuPaul...

it was an honest mistake, luv. ;-)

[Dora]

57. Did it involve an oboe or a bassoon? eom

[jdots]

20. you smell Pi

[short bus president]

21. it beats smelling

the square root of number 2.