The Discretion Is the Better Part of Valor of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"What the hell does he mean my 'fly es open-ed'? Some faggot French idea about eating insects like they eat snails, I'll bet. . . . If they'd give up b*ggering each other and all those sauces and stuff and start eating some real American beef there might be some hope for them . . . But now, . . . geez. It's like they don't know nothing."

[Wickerman]

1. George, your corporate masters asked that I deliver you the check

for your services here on stage. Thanks for ALL you don't do.

[DemWitch]

2. You might want to think twice about being so high and mighty

about the oil for food scandal my pasty American friend. If you're wondering why, go ask Dick.

[underpants]

3. Uh yeah Mr.President before you make that joke about a "chili cookoff"

:bounce:

[skip fox]

4. Chirac is saying, "Well, just let me get on my reading glasses here, and

I'll read what I called you. But I can assure you, Mr. Resident, that I did not write 'dickhead.' It was, if I am not mistaken, 'dick-wad'."

[Toucano]

5. LOL! n/t