"I'll pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today" of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Yikes! I shoulda stopped after a dozen burritos! . . . Just had to show off, I guess. . . But now I'm paying for it . . . What did they use in them burritos, Mexican jumping beans?? . . . Uh oh . . that fart just went hot and moist on me. . . . Yikes!!!"

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER...

...YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!! THIS WHOLE SUMMIT IS OUT OF ORDER!!! THAT MAN IS A F*CKING SLIME!!! Huh? my reflection in the mirror??? WHATEVER!!! LET'S MAKE A DEAL, PEDRO!!! LET'S MAKE A DEAL!!!"

[notadmblnd]

2. Oh it's just a little dance we do in America..

mostly performed at weddings or kindergarten classes and it goes somthing like this.... you put your right foot in, you take your right foot out you put your right foot in and you shake it all about.... you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around thats what is all about...



Now c'mon everyone try it!

[petepillow]

3. "I'm so fulla shit...gotta go use the little cowpoke's room. BRB!"

"I'm sure you can all carry on without me, I wasn't listening anyways..."

[underpants]

4. See this is how they used to jump onta horses....

I seent it in a movie me myself I'm afraid of horses....is this mic on?

[6th Borough]

5. BUSH*: Laura ain't been puttin' out lately, gotta get in a quick dry hump.

[6th Borough]

6. *DING* The princess is in another castle. KOIZUMI: "DAMN!"

[ooglymoogly]

7. hey anybody got a match

light this sucker and i'm goin to the moon. (sophomoric laughter}

[ooglymoogly]

8. the press is makin fun of the way i break wind

in texas they call it 'fartin in the wind'

[ooglymoogly]

9. my fellow republicans get high inhailing ma farts

so ah thought i'd treat ya all to a real lapalooza.

[lpbk2713]

10. "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out.......

you put your right foot in and then you shake it all about......."

[VOX]

11. "Damn, that turtle's head busted off, now Ah gotta shake mah leg..."

"An git it outta mah pants. Ah hate loose turds, DAMN!"