Elves frighten me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

As do sprites, brownies, gnomes and faeries. What irrational fear do you have?

[snacker]

1. Clowns n/t

[Phillycat]

2. CLOWNS.

For sure! Creepy things...I may have been influenced by Stephen King's IT, but I never liked them as a kid either...creepy. Also porcelean dolls.

[Flaxbee]

10. clowns some but dolls more...saw "The Living Doll"

on The Twilight Zone (with Telly Savalas, I think) and from that point on was terrified. Don't like dolls!

Also read "The Bogeyman" by Stephen King when I was eight or nine (idiot - I knew I was gonna freak out but read it anyway) and never could deal with partially open (or closed) closet doors after that.

[Jessica]

3. Clowns here, too.

:scared:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. I Thouht It Was "Elvis Frightens Me"

I was going to say don't worry, he's dead .... or maybe he isn't...

[Spinzonner]

5. Republicans

Oops, sorry, that's rational

[madison2000]

6. yard signs and bumper stickers

a little afraid when I see them :scared: too afraid to use them :scared:

[Metatron]

7. The Easter Bunny scared me as a child.

How the hell could he get into my house - and why wouldn't burglars use the same way? Apparently, my mom had to sit at the top of the stairs, outside my bedroom, until I quit freaking out about it one night before Easter.

[Connie_Corleone]

8. Killer Klowns from Outer Space

:scared:

[Socialist Dem]

9. ooooooo....SCARY

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. AAAGGGGHHHHH!

:scared: no, please no! :scared:

This is worse than the time I accidentally wandered down the Keebler aisle at the store!

[rolltide2005]

12. How so?

Elves get automatic weapon proficiencies in rapiers (who have a wide crit range) longswords and longbows? also the immunity to sleep, the dex bonus.. i mean Elven wizards rock out!

Halflings though.. those are useless

[Phillycat]

13. GEEK!

:)