Predict How Your Favorite (Or Least Favorite) Celebrity Will Die

[arwalden]

[arwalden]

1. Whitney Houston - Accidental Drug Overdose.

[NoPasaran]

2. Dennis Miller - Intentional Drug Overdose

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen -- auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Yes, both of them. Tragic.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. I really think that Mary Kate will starve to death...

...or have an overdose. Which ever version of the story you believe.
Duckie

[arwalden]

4. Michael Jackson - Suicide. GSW to the chest.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. True, Allen.

He wouldn't want to mess up all of the "beautiful" work he paid for.

[Midnight Rambler]

5. Keith Richards

Suicide after discovering that he is the last human being alive after nuclear war, and there are no drugs to do or babes to shag. Just him and the cockroaches.

(on edit: of course, I only say that out of love)

:smoke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. You can shoot roaches.

Or, at the very least, you can shoot that white Junior Mint-looking shit that comes out when you step on them.

[petronius]

19. I thought I was the only one who did that...

...Man, the Junior-minty stuff gives you a good high!

[Metatron]

6. Rush Limbaugh - explode like in the Monty Python film

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and other skanks.

After leaving a night club on Sunset Blvd, Britney Spears, Nicole Ritchie and the Hilton whores take off in the Hilton Whores Hummer and speed off down the Strip.

Fucked up out of their air heads, the gals lose control of the vehicle and smash through a fence. The Hummer explodes in mid air and crashes into a house. A fire breaks out and five homes are destroyed. Luckily everyone in houses escape death, but the property damage is enormous.

All aboard the vehicle survive but suffer burns to the face and chest. All four women will be scared for life unless cosmetic surgery is performed.

The owners of the homes sue Spears, Ritchie and the Hilton's. They are awarded a multi-million judgment leaving the women without money or a funds to repair the scars from the accident.

Years later all four women are found dead in a motel in Las Vegas, NV. Cause of death broken lives, broken dreams and ignorant sluts.

[arwalden]

Wow!! Such vivid detail!!

You put a lot of thought into this. I'm impressed.

[flvegan]

9. Ted Nugent, hunting mishap

One of those where he puts the gun down, and some little woodland creature, unseen by The Nuge, steps on the trigger. Oh, and his body is found by an employee of PETA who's out hiking.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. The Gropenator - Heart attack

Steroids do nasty things to your heart.

[Midnight Rambler]

11. Oh... and Bill O'Reilly

Bizzare falafel accident. One of those things best left unexplained.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

17. Will choke on the

falafel

Forensic investigators will find pubic hair on falafel...

[ohiosmith]

12. Bob Denver will be electrocuted as the result of a radio falling into his

bath.

[AlCzervik]

13. I'm gonna borrow from a du'er here

least favorite Bill O'reilly-eaten by monsters.

[Flammable Materials]

14. Ann Coulter - Freak Woodchipper Accident

One can dream.

[arwalden]

23. Does She Have Any Speaking Engagements In Fargo?

[NamVetsWeeLass]

16. I'll Take Courtney Love with a Speedball.........eom

[Fenris]

18. Britney Spears - will ingest fluid from septic tank outside her trailer

She will mistake it for dark beer while out hanging her good linens out to dry. Place of death: two hours outside of Knoxville, TN.

[Fenris]

20. Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr - will realize the wrong two Beatles died

And will take their own lives in the interest of humanity.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

22. Yeah, but the Walrus is Paul.