Magrittes Pipe
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:34 PM
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Remind me never again to eat shit food just because it's free. |
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So my work group went out to lunch at Tumbleweed today to "treat" a new hire. Now, I've been at this loathsome establishment before, and have suffered numerous gastronomic indignities there. Nonetheless, as I didn't have to pay, I went.
Trouble is, as I was choking down this odious fare, I was staring straight into the face of Col. Nathan Bedford Forrest.
Okay, guys, I know you're into this whole "Texas" schtick, but do you really need to hang on your wall a picture of the FOUNDER OF THE KU KLUX FUCKING KLAN?
Fucking Christ. :eyes:
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Beware the Beast Man
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:36 PM
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1. Ouch. But hey, the food was free. |
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:36 PM
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2. Did you say something to the manager? |
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Maybe they didn't know who he was...unless he was in full sheets, in that case I suggest you never return!
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:36 PM
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3. don't eat shit food just because it is free |
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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6. I agree, I was just being facetious. |
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I don't think it's a coincidence that his pic was on the wall. What common folk would know who Nathan Bedford Forrest is, anyway?
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:37 PM
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4. The Grand Wizard of the Saddle was not a Texan |
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Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 02:37 PM by NoPasaran
But I do feel your pain :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:37 PM
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5. Yup...born in Tennessee |
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:39 PM
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...but after the War, he did go out west for a while.
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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7. but he was a good general. |
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doesn't that count for something?
:crazy:
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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8. Don't eat shit food just because it's free. |
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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9. tumbleweed is falling down the |
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food chain fast..maybe an email to the national headquarters
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:39 PM
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come back and expend your "gastronomic indignities" in the direction of that picture. :evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:40 PM
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What kind of food was it? |
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BBQ?
Few things worse than bad BBQ. Which is weird, considering it's awfully hard to screw up.
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:41 PM
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Again, awfully hard to screw up. But it tastes like what it looks like.
It looks like poop, BTW.
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:40 PM
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12. There's a statue of him by the Highway in Nashville |
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:46 PM
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...you didn't enjoy yourself??
This whole country seems to be sliding backwards. Last Saturday my wife (African American) received a catalog from a "country store" establishment with pages of black "Slave Mammy" dolls. "Perfect for the kitchen" Needless to say she spit out quite a few very bad words and threw it in the trash!
Thanks God Carl Rove wasn't around when the civil rights movement was just getting started. Otherwise we might now have a Constitutional Amendment guaranteeing people the right to refuse to hire, rent to, or associate with people of other races and religious beliefs.
And then, maybe that's next on his agenda...
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:46 PM
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You're going to be quite pleasant to be around toward the end of your workday, aren't you?
:hurts:
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:48 PM
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16. They've earned my flatulent retribution. |
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I shall pay them back with interest.
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Mon Nov-22-04 02:49 PM
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17. Hey Al, don't eat shit food just because it's free |
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