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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:34 PM
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Remind me never again to eat shit food just because it's free.
So my work group went out to lunch at Tumbleweed today to "treat" a new hire. Now, I've been at this loathsome establishment before, and have suffered numerous gastronomic indignities there. Nonetheless, as I didn't have to pay, I went.

Trouble is, as I was choking down this odious fare, I was staring straight into the face of Col. Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Okay, guys, I know you're into this whole "Texas" schtick, but do you really need to hang on your wall a picture of the FOUNDER OF THE KU KLUX FUCKING KLAN?

Fucking Christ. :eyes:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:36 PM
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1. Ouch. But hey, the food was free.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:36 PM
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2. Did you say something to the manager?
Maybe they didn't know who he was...unless he was in full sheets, in that case I suggest you never return!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:36 PM
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3. don't eat shit food just because it is free
seriously.

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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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6. I agree, I was just being facetious.
I don't think it's a coincidence that his pic was on the wall. What common folk would know who Nathan Bedford Forrest is, anyway?
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:37 PM
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4. The Grand Wizard of the Saddle was not a Texan
Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 02:37 PM by NoPasaran
But I do feel your pain :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:37 PM
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5. Yup...born in Tennessee
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:39 PM
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10. No, he wasn't...
...but after the War, he did go out west for a while.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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7. but he was a good general.
doesn't that count for something?

:crazy:
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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8. Don't eat shit food just because it's free.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:38 PM
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9. tumbleweed is falling down the
food chain fast..maybe an email to the national headquarters
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:39 PM
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11. My first thought ...
come back and expend your "gastronomic indignities" in the direction of that picture. :evilgrin:
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:40 PM
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What kind of food was it?
BBQ?

Few things worse than bad BBQ. Which is weird, considering it's awfully hard to screw up.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:41 PM
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13. Worse. Bad Tex-Mex.
Again, awfully hard to screw up. But it tastes like what it looks like.




It looks like poop, BTW.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:40 PM
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12. There's a statue of him by the Highway in Nashville
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GOPFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:46 PM
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14. Uh, can we assume...
...you didn't enjoy yourself??

This whole country seems to be sliding backwards. Last Saturday my wife (African American) received a catalog from a "country store" establishment with pages of black "Slave Mammy" dolls. "Perfect for the kitchen" Needless to say she spit out quite a few very bad words and threw it in the trash!

Thanks God Carl Rove wasn't around when the civil rights movement was just getting started. Otherwise we might now have a Constitutional Amendment guaranteeing people the right to refuse to hire, rent to, or associate with people of other races and religious beliefs.

And then, maybe that's next on his agenda...

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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:46 PM
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15. Ha ha!
You're going to be quite pleasant to be around toward the end of your workday, aren't you?

:hurts:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:48 PM
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16. They've earned my flatulent retribution.
I shall pay them back with interest.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 02:49 PM
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17. Hey Al, don't eat shit food just because it's free
That is all
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