Dr. Pepper and his damn book-learning can go to hell. Mr. Pibb is better!

[JVS]

[LisaLynne]

1. Mr. Pibb keeps it real.

Dr. Pepper lives in an ivory tower!

[JVS]

2. Jeah!

[qb]

3. No way. Mr. Pibb is just a big suck-up to Coca Cola.

Dr. Pepper is the real thing. Oh, wait a minute...

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Mr. Pibb is dead.

All we have to remember him by is "Pibb Xtreme." :cry:

[JVS]

5. He's just in a phase.

Probably all those amphetamines he's been taking. He'll chill eventually

[TimeToGo]

9. I never understood

the Xtra -- as if they added more Pib.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Mr. Ahh crushes them all like grapes!

[CO Liberal]

7. Mr. Pibb Is Imitation Dr Pepper

In fact, it was once called "Dr. Pibb", until the Dr Pepper people threatened legal action.

[tridim]

8. Dr. Pepper will never win

Because his wife is too average looking.

I heard somewhere that Mr. Pibb's wife speaks French.

[sniffa]

10. dr. pepper's birth name is simon pepperwicz

betcha didn't know that!?

[bluetrain]

11. Dr. Thunder

is the best immitation Dr. Pepper. I would argue that it's even better than Dr. Pepper.