20 Posts to 1500. Let's try this again!

[St. Jarvitude]

Ask me anything!!!! ... that doesn't begin with an interrogative (Who What Where When Why How Which)!

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. If I scream, can you hear me?

[St. Jarvitude]

3. All the way from Washington, eh?

I guess enough acid can make anything possible.

:smoke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. roflmao nt

[AwakeAtLast]

2. What is your favorite color? n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

4. Sorry, was reading while my husband was yacking

missed the directive. Duh for me!

[St. Jarvitude]

6. Oops.

Sorry for my little rant... but I might as well post here saying I'm sorry just so I can get closer, right?

[St. Jarvitude]

5. No interrogatives!

This is not a police confession coercion center! I will not be demeaned with your "What?????"!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. You have any guesses on how long it will take me to get to 1500?

Well.. do ya? :shrug:

[St. Jarvitude]

11. Twenty seven weeks.

Plus or minus a couple days.

You will leave DU in a few weeks due to the upcoming "Occam's Razor: brilliant philosophy, or dangerous weapon?" lounge flamewar.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shesemsmom]

9. Can you name they world biggest

big headed, self centered, egotistic, bigoted self proclaimed sober,self serving Christan,election stealing MORON in 4 letters or less
did I leave anything out?

[St. Jarvitude]

16. Hmmm... I'll have to think about this one for a while.

Give me a couple minutes, k?

[shesemsmom]

18. in the words of the great Alex Trabek

TIMES UP.............lol

[St. Jarvitude]

30. Is it a chimp? (n/t)

[shesemsmom]

38. your getting hot......but I said

4 letters

[St. Jarvitude]

42. Chim-Chim?

Does it count if it's a repeat of one four letter word?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

10. Why the name St. Jarvitude?

[St. Jarvitude]

13. I'm the one who died and made US god, silly.

:) :)

It's just a variation on my weird nickname (Jarvis) my brother came up with.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

19. Ohhh! It was you!

But what makes you a saint?

[St. Jarvitude]

25. I liberated Barney.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney/index.html

Barney kept trying to get away from that animal, but the beast held him back. I distracted the animal with a pretzel long enough for Barney to let free.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

27. Well...liberate all of us from him.

Then you will be a saint.

[Sabriel]

12. Ever thought about a name change? n/t

[St. Jarvitude]

14. Too late!

Unless I offer DU the entirety of my immense fortune ($17.76), but in that case... I'd ask for the site to be renamed in my honor rather than my username.

[Sabriel]

17. Can you see yourself being a teacher?

You should. Asking a question without the W words is hard to do. It's testing me.

[St. Jarvitude]

20. I could never be a teacher

For one thing, the pay is RIDICULOUSLY low for perhaps the most important profession in the world.

I don't think I have the discipline to teach... I would never get anything graded.

[St. Jarvitude]

21. I could never be a teacher

For one thing, the pay is RIDICULOUSLY low for perhaps the most important profession in the world.

I don't think I have the discipline to teach... I would never get anything graded.

[Sabriel]

22. Will anyone notice you posted twice to inflate your count?

Do double posts count?

[St. Jarvitude]

26. Shhhhhh...

It was an honest accident, I swear ;)

[elcondor]

23. That pasty fellow in your avatar--who is he?

[Sabriel]

24. Will St. Jarvitude notice you buried your interrogative in the middle?

[St. Jarvitude]

29. Thom Yorke, but you get a spanking for using an interrogative!

:spank:

Thom Yorke, frontman of the Greatest Band of the 90's

[elcondor]

37. Heehee--I'm not very clever

Clearly! :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Wait, wait Jarvis! I have the perfect question for you!!!!

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[St. Jarvitude]

31. I'll ignore your mean-spirited interrogative, but...

I would be a ...

Did you ever read The Giving Tree? I'd be the neighboring tree that questions whether or not the relationship between the Giving Tree and the boy was fully appropriate.

That sick, depraved, disgusting tree.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Do you know you make me laugh?

Also.. how many more posts do you need?

One more thing! Sorry for using a 'W' word.. I had a blond moment :crazy:

[St. Jarvitude]

32. My 1500th post!

Thanks guys :grouphug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. YAY!

:party: :party: :toast: :beer: :toast: :party: :party:

[St. Jarvitude]

35. We need to get you to 300.

Almost halfway to the ever-so-feared 700 club. Mwahahaha

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. You beoch! How dare you say 700 club in my presence!

When that time comes I'm just posting nonsensical crap EVERYWHERE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[St. Jarvitude]

40. That's what I did.

I was in and out of the 700 club in under 36 hours.

I must have been possessed by a demon or some shit like that. That's what Pat Robertson told me, anyway. That and I need to pay him to get rid of it. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Were you possessed *church-lady voice* BY SATAN?!

[Sabriel]

39. Whoo hooo!