Band/artist you least expect a "____ sings Christmas" CD from?

[Skip Intro]

I say Marylin Manson.

Tho I think a "MM Does Xmas" CD would be just the thing to re-invigorate his career.

[GCP]

1. Well, if Bowie can do "Little Drummer Boy" with Bing Crosby......

Not much else to be said :D

[tuvor]

2. Did he do "Personal Jesus" straight

or did he fuck around with it?

Anyway, in answer to your question...Oh, I dunno.

How 'bout Cat Stevens?

[Left Is Write]

31. That's a good choice!

A Christmas album from Cat Stevens? I'd check for Satan on ice skates!

[Boswells_Johnson]

3. Richard Thompson and maybe

Randy Newman. That's not to say they could put out "interesting" Christmas material, but I can't help but think it'd be somewhat dark:)

[Maddy McCall]

4. If Manson could rip off Bing or Dean's work and make a dollar...

He would.

He ripped off the Eurythmics AND Depeche Mode. Bing Crosby can't be far behind.

Manson sucks. Cheap opportunist with little true authenticity.

[Book Lover]

5. Motorhead

on the other hand, I have been waiting for a "Black Sabbath Sings Christmas" for years and years!

[petepillow]

10. I can totally see

Ozzy doing one!

[Biased Liberal Media]

19. He sang "Winter Wonderland" with Jessucka Simpson on his

MTV holiday special. He was getting pissed about singing it too. Said something like "I don't want to sing Sleigh Bells ring are you f***ing crazy?"

[St. Jarvitude]

6. The Flaming Lips

her name is Christmas Tree
she's a black belt in karate working for the city
she has to discipline her body
'case she knows that it's demanding
to defeat those evil machines
i know she can beat them

oh Christmas Tree they dont believe me
but you won't let those robots defeat me
oh Christmas Tree they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me

those evil-natured robots
they're programmed to destroy us
she's gotta be strong to fight htem
so she's taking lots of vitamins
'cause she knows that it'd be tragic
if those evil robots win
i know she can beat them

[sans qualia]

9. Actually...

http://www.flaminglips.com/content/film/

[St. Jarvitude]

27. Yeah. I'm dying to see that film

One of the rare ones I will actually see in the theatre for sure.

[AwakeAtLast]

7. Duran Duran

Oh yeah!

Hubby says Marilyn Manson.

[Fenris]

8. John Lydon

[MelanieArt]

11. Maiden!!!

An Iron Maiden XMas Album.... Won't hold my breath on that one. ;)

[petepillow]

12. Metallica?

Although nothing would shock me anymore by these "established artists"

[mzmolly]

13. Sid Vicious ...

cause he's dead ... and I can't see him singing "Jingle Bells" anyhow you?

[Biased Liberal Media]

16. That almost looks like Scott Weiland of

Velvet Revolver & Stone Temple Pilots. How eerie...considering they had/have drug addictions (both of them right? Or just Weiland)

[asthmaticeog]

20. You just gave me one of those "OMG I'm getting fucking OLD" moments.

Yes. Sid Vicious had a drug problem. To say the least.

[Biased Liberal Media]

14. System of a Down, Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg

Linkin Park
Jay-Z
Ludacris

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. Gwar

[sans qualia]

18. Hahahahahahaaaha

Damn, I officially hate myself for not thinking of that. That would be so damn cool.

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. No no no no. Gwar would do a beautiful rendition of "Carol of the bells"

:evilgrin:

[LincolnMcGrath]

28. Damn!! My best friend's fav. Band.

He even dresses up for Halloween.

[asthmaticeog]

17. G.G. Allin.

n/t

[Dukakis88]

22. The Israeli Army Chorus

I don't think it would happen.

[CO Liberal]

23. "The Insane Clown Posse"

:-)

[chookie]

24. Marilyn Manson AND Eminem Sing Christmas Classics (Explicit)

You know, if these guys would do these tired old songs in their own artistic interpretation, it might be the only Xmas music I would consider listening to. I would buy it at any price and play it to save my sanity as the only known antidote to the tired old shit they will force on us yet again this year to turn our brains to mush and make us comsumer zombies.

If I hear ONE MORE tired old jazzy improvization of one of those tired old songs, I WILL SCREAM! I WILL RAPE AND KILL!

Last time I gave a pass to an Xmas carol was a parody "Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear" for, you know which one I mean.

Mr Manson , Mr Eminem -- hear us and give us an anti-Christmas album!

[johnnie]

25. The Mentors

Okay, so Duce is dead, but they could have done one in the 80s.

[Sabriel]

26. Def Leppard

Not that I'm sayin' it wouldn't be good or anything....

[warrens]

29. No Question on this baby

Anal Cunt

[TroubleMan]

30. RUDY RAY MOORE....he's got two of them

Actually I did expect this, but you gotta love the covers: