I'm a shy DUer! Ask me something kind and nonthreatening.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. How do you like it here?

:)

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

5. I love it here. I lurked for about a year before I started posting.

It's very educational.

[Neoma]

2. Do you listen to Air America?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

7. Yes from the internet

[Neoma]

10. Cool!

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. ok

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO QUIET??? :hi:

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

11. Stop yelling at me!

I don't wanna cry!

[asthmaticeog]

4. What's your opinion on

cute, fuzzy baby ducks and adorable, huggable bunny rabbits?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

13. Love em

I'm a farm girl! I grew up milking cows and riding horses. There isn't an animal that I don't love.

[bloodyjack]

23. what about pirahnas? do you love pirahnas?

do you love libertarians too?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

27. OK smarty pants!

I don't love pirahnas. And libertarians are not animals, in most circumstances, so there.

[bloodyjack]

30. "Pirahnas are a very tricky species"

if you can guess what movie I'm quoting from I'll give you MAD PROPS

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

35. First what are/is MAD PROPS?

How appropriate for bloodyjack to be talking about pirahnas.

[bloodyjack]

39. MAD PROPS are a token of esteem

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

40. Yes! I need those.

I'm not a movie buff so here are some guesses
Let's see water movies.......
Pirates of the Caribbean?
Finding Nemo?
Titanic?
Water World?
Sponge Bob Squarepants walks on land?
The 80's movie where Daryl Hanna plays the mermaid?
That's all I got.

[bloodyjack]

41. Rushmore.

Highly recommended :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

43. Never saw it!

I'll give it a try though.

[buddysmellgood]

6. Is water wet?

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Welcome to DU Buddy!

:party:

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

14. Yes! Very Wet.

Welcome to DU! Are you shy?

[buddysmellgood]

48. No. I could actually learn quite a bit from shy people.

[foreigncorrespondent]

8. What do you...

...consider nonthreatening? ;)

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

42. Hi foreigncorrespondent!

nonthreatening = don't pass judgment before knowing something about me or my intentions. The other evening I posted that I'm adopting an orphan from overseas and was accused of trying to be "fashionable"
I found that very insulting. So i guess I want you to ask me something that won't get me angry.

[foreigncorrespondent]

46. Oh!!!

I was only being facetious with my question.

I'm sorry that someone said that to you. And if I was in your position I would have found it insulting too.

What country are you adopting from?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. What are your feelings on NAFTA?

Wait, I meant, what did you have for dinner?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

16. No dinner for me yet.

I have drank 4 Rolling Rocks on an empty stomach. No wonder I'm posting!

[azoth]

15. Do you like Charmin or that "quilted" kind? (nonthreatening enough?)

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

17. I'm not a toilet paper picky person.

Whatever works!

[madison2000]

18. Are you a dog person?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

19. Yes I have a

Boston Terrior! She is very hyperactive even though she is 8 years old.

[madison2000]

37. She's not a terriorist, is she?

:smoke:

[Crunchy Frog]

20. Hi, I'm shy too.

I was absolutely terrified the first few times I posted. I can't believe it's gotten so easy for me.

Were you really scared when you first started posting? Are you still scared? Is it getting any easier?

That's 3 questions.:)

I like your username by the way. :)

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

28. Yes posting has gotten much easier.

[AlCzervik]

21. Does this look infected?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

24. I'm a nurse, glad you asked

judging by the copious amounts of purulent drainage that is definitely infected.

[AlCzervik]

26. Thats what i thought too but it's always good

to get a professionial opinion.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

29. Does it hurt?

[AlCzervik]

32. Not since i started drinking

it's numb now, maybe i'll just remove it.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

38. Just soak it in a mild vinegar solution until you can see your doctor.

Removing it is such a radical step, I'd hate to have you do that without a second opinion.

[FuzzySlippers]

22. Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

31. I prefer chocolate.

I also like your nonthreatening user name.

[FuzzySlippers]

36. Thank you!

I wanted a name that would convey warmth and lovableness and obscure what a cold, venomous harpy I really am.:P

[qnr]

25. Antarctica: Mutant duck or Mastodon on a snowfield?

The maps always reminded me of a duck, but not this image.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

33. I see the duck. I do that too.

I see pictures in wallpaper patterns and clouds. Very Clever

[qnr]

34. Ah good, thought I was crazy because no one else ever mentioned it

pssst, in case you didn't notice, you forgot to reply to foreigncorrespondent

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

44. Did you check out that grilled cheese sandwich?

Can you see the virgin mary?

[qnr]

45. I checked it out. I can see a head. :) n/t

[Baja Margie]

47. Do you like rock 'n roll ?

[Phentex]

49. How long did it take

to get that many posts?