(stamps her foot) Stop ignoring me! Ask me anything. I need attention.

[yvr girl]

Go.

[Skink]

1. Ignoring you

:yourock:

[yvr girl]

5. You are like totally sending mixed messages

[Kali]

2. Sorry not ignoring anyone

in fact paying too much attention to freepers. Having and e-mail war with several relatives and"dear" friends. I'm exhausted.

What color nailpolish?

[yvr girl]

3. My nails are naked at the moment

I like something subtle. Soft pink, a light copper.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[yvr girl]

6. Tough one

Ponderosa Pine or Weeping Willow

[azoth]

7. Mother May I? or Red Light - Green Light?

[yvr girl]

9. Red Light - Green Light

Why no amber?

[Tom Kitten]

8. would you like a tour of Portland?

Drive on down sometime! I could give you a tour and leer at you at the same time!

[yvr girl]

10. A girl doesn't get an offer like that everyday

As long as you buy me a drink first.

[Tom Kitten]

11. ha ha?

you make me laugh ambigiously...

[yvr girl]

21. as long as I made you laugh

[Tom Kitten]

24. well I hope you at least smiled!

At least I got mine in before you were innundated !

[yvr girl]

25. from ear to ear

[Tom Kitten]

42. well upon that reply...

I had to go do something. Laundry came to mind. La deee dah!

[yvr girl]

44. you do know how to hurt a lady, don't you

[Tom Kitten]

47. No!

I'm bashful and I couldn't come up with a wily rejoinder so my only recourse was to flee! My face is beet red with embarassment! Aw shucks, I screwed it up! :cry:

[yvr girl]

54. Just a hint

A girl never wants to think that doing your laundry had more appeal than time spent with her.

[Tom Kitten]

58. no kidding!

truth is I'm a royal f*ck -up when it comes to the seduction department ! I'll keep that in mind....("never mention dirty laundry when you're trying to impress someone")...Thanks for your words of wisdom.

[yvr girl]

63. That's not exactly what I meant.

True, dirty laundry is not exactly a turn-on. Your ealier comment seemed a bit flip, it kind of felt like a slam. 'Your last comment was so lame that I chose to do laundry instead.'

[Tom Kitten]

65. I never said that!

I was going to spend time explaining myself until I realized you made things up! Why was me leaving my computer for awhile to attend to my laundry so I can have clean clothes such a big deal to you? And I've never said anything bad about or towards you, so there!

[whalerider55]

12. if you were a cadillac

would i spend more time looking at your front end or your fins?
would you be lime green or soft pink?
convertible or hardtop?
would you take a crosscountry trip or simply cruise the coast?
what would be in the glove compartment?
sheesh. I'm outta questions.

whalerider55

who's yawn getting sleepy

[yvr girl]

16. If I were a cadillac

You'd spend more time looking at my front end
Neither. Hot pink.
Convertible - I'm quite flexible
I'd go where you'd take me, but I do like the coast
Glove compartment - my pink, leather racing gloves, what else?

[whalerider55]

17. well...

meet you in St. Louis.
i'm off to bed with a smile.

whalerider55

[yvr girl]

20. I aim to please

[whalerider55]

22. target

struck, wound both superficial and beneficial.

clearly, you possess superior marksmanship.

whalerider55

[yvr girl]

23. Wounded? Oh, dear. Do I need to kiss it better?

:*

I have very good aim and a steady hand.

Sweet dreams!

[Neoma]

13. Welcome to the club that has not been made into DU groups.

unpopular people that want attention because of their ego group.

[cavanaghjam]

14. I once had a girlfriend

who demanded attention all the time, even while I was doing her sister. Boy, some people are so self-centered.

But you asked for a question, here are two -
Do you remember your dreams?
Do you dream in black & white?

I guess if the first answer is no, there need be expected no second.

[yvr girl]

18. One of my pet peeves

I hardly ever remember my dreams. The last time, Arsenio Hall still had a talk show.

I still remember some dreams from when I was four though. I have dreams in both. One dream was mostly in colour except for the men - they were in black and white.

[cavanaghjam]

33. Nor do I

remember mine. Unless I'm wakened before they end. Even so, they fade faster *'s integrity.

[Der Blaue Engel]

15. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? n/t

[yvr girl]

19. I'm not good with birds

I'll guess 10 ft per second.

[FDRrocks]

26. Can you get past the "Archttectual Espionage" mission in GTA: SA?

And if so, wanna come over?

[Nevernose]

27. Yer a lucky bastard w/ GTA:SA

I don't own a playstation, but I'm tempted with the new game. Can I come over?

[FDRrocks]

28. Sure

I'm don't really own GTA:SA. I just took it out at the Blockbuster 3 weeks ago and haven't felt like returning it yet. I'm gonna have hell to pay.

[yvr girl]

29. I don't play...those kind of games

[Abelman]

30. What's the weather like in Canada right now?

n/t

[yvr girl]

31. I can't speak for the whole country but it rained here today

now it just appears to be overcast. (I actually checked for you.)

[Abelman]

50. That's very nice of you.

Thank you.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

32. I've been trying to write attention-getting headlines on my threads...

...any suggestions?

Also, what does the "v" in "yvr girl" stand for?

I don't care about the "y" or the "r." I'm just a little curious about the "v."

And finally, if you were in one of those really bad 1950s black & white sci-fi movies, riding a really fake-looking rocket to the moon (and think carefully before you answer)...WHO would you have on the rocket WITH YOU?

Thanks in advance,

B_E_B

:toast:

[yvr girl]

34. Oddly enough, "Ask me anythings" usually get a large response

people like to play. Or you could try something a little tawdry - it pays to know your audience

I don't know for sure, but I think the V may stand for Vancouver. I stole it from the airport.

For a rocket ride, it would have to be you or Neil Armstrong.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

35. Neil Armstrong...can you say "one trick pony?"

I mean, he's great on that bike and all, but if you're going to be traveling all those miles to the moon and back, you want someone who can keep you entertained. Someone who won't ask you cheesy questions like "So...come here often?"

Of COURSE you don't come here often! It's the MOON!

Some guys really speak before they think. I, on the other hand...well, you get the picture.

I'd shorten that list if I were you.

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

37. Consider it shortened

You were first on my list. I thought he might be handy with the rocket stuff.

I completely overlooked the time factor. To hell with safety, I need someone who can keep me entertained, amused and stimulated. It's a long, long ride.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

39. I only said "entertained"

If you need to be "entertained, amused and stimulated" we either have to pick a longer flight or I've got to start scaling myself back NOW.

Or you could be "highly" entertained, "mildly" amused, and "slightly" stimulated...any combination of the above, actually. It's a sliding scale and I'm a gentleman.

Just don't ask me to juggle with anything breakable, do mime routines, or recite dramatic recitations from the collected works of Tom Clancy.

Everything else is fair game and up for grabs.

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

40. A longer flight than to the moon?

I am impressed.

I'll take highly entertained for 1000, Alex.

Can you juggle the collected works of Tom Clancy? You're the entertainer - what's in your act?

The question is, is who is doing the grabbing?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Bush_Eets_Beef pulls out into the lead, "impresses" yvr girl...a good sign

Can I juggle the collected works of Tom Clancy?...HMMM...I can see that yvr girl is accustomed to getting what she wants, or at minimum, making lemonade from lemons...VERY admirable.

And yes, I am the entertainer on the flight to the moon, but I assure you, it is not an act...

:evilgrin:

Regarding your final question, I can only provide you with this link:

Simple, straightforward guidelines for utilizing good manners in situations such as "grabbing."

:evilgrin:

http://stepbystepcc.com/manners2.html

*Please and Thank You
*If you were the only person in the world, you wouldn't need manners. But there are lots of people in the world, and good manners help everyone get along together.
*When we ask for something we say "Please",
*When someone gives us something, we say "Thank You".
*At lunch time, we know we wash our hands and sit up straight at the table.
*And we know that its not polite to talk with our mouths full.
*When we play together, everyone has a good time when we share, and are polite to each other.
*When we are playing with our friends, it is not polite to whisper about someone who is near by, because it might hurt their feelings.
*It is not polite to interrupt someone who is trying to talk.
*Everyone likes a person who has good manners. Good manners make you a person who is nice to know.
*What should you say if you walk in front of someone? You say "Excuse me"
*Moving over so someone can sit down is called? "Sharing"
*When you ask for something you say....."Please"
*When you receive something you say...."Thank You"

[yvr girl]

43. I'm a Canadian

We say pardon me when someone bumps into us.

The real trick is to figure out what I want. Then I'd be really impressed.

I'm looking forward to being entertained. Blast off!

I'll be sure to remember my pleases and thank you's during any grabbing situations.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

49. The secret of men and all you need to know

...and with this one I'll say good evening:

"The real trick is to figure out what I want. Then I'd be really impressed."

1). Some men aren't motivated to "figure out" what women want. They assume that if they just show up and let the monkey out of the cage, everything else will just fall into place.

2). What these men don't realize is that the only for a guy to really "impress" a woman is by giving her what she wants. That means taking the time to figure that out.

But...to quote our beloved president..."that's a lot of hard work."

But that's OK for me, because I'm a hard working guy. And it's not work if you love what you're doing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go make sure there are enough microwaveable egg rolls in the space ship galley for a trip to the moon and back.

TRUST ME...it's a L-O-N-G ride back from the moon if you've run out of egg rolls.

:toast:

[yvr girl]

52. It's been a slice

We MUST not run out of egg rolls.

Goodnight!

You do seem to have things figured out.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

36. Are you a Leo?

Cus Leo's are attention seeking. I would know.

[yvr girl]

38. I'm an aquarius

Many people say it fits.

[Tom Kitten]

41. Do you like Virgos?

A lot of people don't. We're conniving. I'm a Virgo. Do you like Virgos?

[yvr girl]

45. I don't use a person's sign as a weapon against them

I'll let you stand on your own merit.

[Tom Kitten]

48. Oh hello again...

I like your agressiveness...:loveya:

[yvr girl]

51. Aggressive. How am I aggressive?

I use my powers for good, not for evil. No one gets hurt, or even intimidated.

[Tom Kitten]

57. aggressiveness does not mean good nor evil...

did I, or for that matter, anyone, ever even mention you were even close to evil? You seem good to me and I happen to like aggressiveness as a trait....but to a point...I like reason better because it is a good foundation...But sometimes I like to leave reason on the back burner...and just let feeling take over! It is how I've done my best artwork! Total intuition...

[yvr girl]

59. I'm still smarting from a mod slap awhile back

Let's forget the good or evil aspect - I was exaggerating. I'm just genuinely curious how I was aggressive? I'm not usually known for it. I see it as progress.

Intuition is a good thing. I'm a by the gut person.

[Abelman]

60. by the gut?

What's your gut say about me?

[yvr girl]

62. My gut doesn't have much to go on yet but...

I would say nice guy who is trying to say something, but you're not sure if you want to risk it.

[Abelman]

66. I've a lot to say

But at times, no energy to say it.

I don't think by the early twenties a guy should be exhausted in fighting for what's right, especially if it hasn't been all that much.

If I had only limited time to say anything it would be:

-Love one another
-Play guitar
-Make sure the next President has sideburns
-Don't put my tombstone somewhere that will attract drunks.

[Tom Kitten]

61. Okay aggressiveness was a bad term to use...

I meant it in this manner... I'm a shy guy at first, but I am very intrigued by you...I reply to your posts...and you reply...and I reply and try to be witty (you know, impression and all that?) and I use the wrong words and that's it. To me, aggressiveness means pursuing somebody for something the want, as opposed to aggression, which is an act of violence...

I have no idea about all your other posts here, I'm just conveying my personal experience.

[yvr girl]

64. Think tennis, just keep the ball in play

Believe me, I am no Man-eater. I am the quintessential girl next door. Keeping the ball in play in a thread is much easier than in real life. No one can see you sweat, bite your lip etc. You also have the luxury of time to think before you write. Don't sweat it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Should I go to bed?

[yvr girl]

53. Do you hear your pillow calling?

[Abelman]

55. Have you ever visited Alaska?

If so, the civilized portion or the middle of nowhere portion?

[yvr girl]

56. I've never been north of Prince George

And that's not very far north (compared to all things Alaskan.) I did have to ship a rectifier to some remote outpost though. I don't remember the place, but I know it involved a boat and a train.