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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 12:23 PM
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I got Ken Lay's Fortune Cookie!
Edited on Fri Sep-19-03 12:26 PM by BiggJawn
"You will always be surrounded by comfort"

I know it wasn't my fortune because my feet hurt.

Too Strange! the SECOND cookie said the same thing!
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Caution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 12:31 PM
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1. This is because
Ken Lay ordered Enron to invest fraudulently in a fortune cookie making company and change all the fortunes because he kept getting cookies that told him

"You are going to federal prison"
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 12:57 PM
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2. You WILL Learn
...the meaning of soap-on-a-rope....
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 04:49 PM
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3. Click the cookie for your very own fortune
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