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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:57 AM
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So, the Virgin Mary called, she wants her Cheese Sandwich back right away
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:01 AM
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1. Why would she want a ten year old sandwich?
Can't she Immaculately Conceive another?

:P
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:05 AM
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2. Inconceivable, isn't it?
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 01:07 AM by Blue in a Red State
What a friend we have in cheeses...
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:08 AM
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3. Oh, dang!
That was funny!
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Blue in a Red State Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:18 AM
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4. Sumptin' I wrote a long time ago, but about pizza
Hail, Marjoram,
Full of Spice,
The lard is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst cumin,
And blessed is the fruit of thy whey, Chessus

Wholly Marjoram,
Mother of 'Zza,
Pepper us sinners,
Now and at the lunch hour
At our desks.

Onion
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:20 AM
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5. ROTFL!
Be careful with those quips -- I just spit beer out of my nose!
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