"***** on a Hot Tin Roof"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

I dunno if this or a facsimile has been done here
(or how long it would last without being locked)
but at another place I haunt there is a game
where you replace a word of a movie with the word "penis"
or even "penises." Like as in, "20,000 Penises Under the Sea"
or, "The Good, The Bad, and The Penis." I'm just saying.

[elperromagico]

1. "The Green Penis" starring Tom Hanks.

Very disturbing film.

[LeftyMom]

10. hey

Wasn't he also in "the man with one red penis"? I never saw that, but I hope the fellow refereneced in the title saw a urologist.

[obreaslan]

95. I just thought of another. Pee Wee's Big Penis!

edit: replied to wrong post. oopse.

[Kire]

255. The Penis Aquatic with Steve Zissou

[Beaverhausen]

182. Joe Vs. the Penis

[elperromagico]

2. "Dr. Seuss' 'How the Penis Stole Christmas'"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. "Thelma and Penis"

[elperromagico]

4. "The Day The Penis Stood Still"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. "The Penis With the Golden Arm"

[St. Jarvitude]

6. "One Hour Penis" starring Robin Williams

[Baja Margie]

7. Mutiny on the Penis

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. Citizen Penis

[bloodyjack]

9. you wouldn't happen to be a goon, now, would you?

edit: It's a Wonderful Penis

The King of Penises

Bowling for Penises

Whatever Happened to Baby Penis?

[bloodyjack]

84. goony goony goon goon? goon goon goon goony/

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. "My Life As A Penis" An interesting Swedish film

[Carla in Ca]

12. 'April In Penis'

I can't believe I posted on this thread.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

13. Penis in Paris

I can't believe you did either. I'm very disappointed in you.

[pagerbear]

14. My Fair Penis

[Dukakis88]

15. The Texas Penis Massacre

[pagerbear]

16. Mildred Penis

[Dukakis88]

17. Breaking the Penis

[Dukakis88]

18. Penis vs. Penis

[Dukakis88]

19. The Penis of the Christ

[coeur_de_lion]

295. The Last Temptation of Penis

[donheld]

326. or The Last Penis of Christ

:eyes:

[pagerbear]

20. The Penis Man of Alcatraz

[Dukakis88]

21. Buffy the Vampire Penis

[kitkatrose]

98. Or Buffy the Penis Slayer.

:scared: :D

[pagerbear]

22. Blazing Penises

[Dukakis88]

23. A Beautiful Penis

[Dukakis88]

24. House of Sand and Penis

[Dukakis88]

25. Penis Reloaded

[Dukakis88]

26. Dude, Where's My Penis?

[Dukakis88]

27. The Penis Prophecies

[Dukakis88]

28. Invasion of the Penis Snatchers

[Dukakis88]

29. How Stella Got Her Penis Back

[Dukakis88]

30. Y Tu Penis Tambien

[Dukakis88]

31. My Life Without Penis

[seg4527]

32. The Spongebob Squarepenis Movie

[Dukakis88]

33. My Penis with Andre

[Dukakis88]

34. Bowling for Penis

[donheld]

143. 911 penises

:evilgrin:

[Dukakis88]

35. The Butterfly Penis

[Dukakis88]

36. The Chronicles of Penis

[Dukakis88]

37. Reservoir Penis

[Dukakis88]

38. The Hudsucker Penis

[Dukakis88]

39. Requiem for a Penis

[dethl]

40. Battlefield Penis

[dethl]

41. Finding Penis

[elperromagico]

42. "Santa Claus: The Penis"

[elperromagico]

43. "A Streetcar Named Penis"

[elperromagico]

44. "Marathon Penis" starring Dustin Hoffman

[NamVetsWeeLass]

45. ROFLMAO, we do this on AOL......

The Full Penis

[NamVetsWeeLass]

50. and we can never forget our classics.....

A Rebel Without a Penis
The Seven Year Penis

Vampire movies
The Lost Penis
Interview with a Penis
Queen of the Penis
From Dusk til Penis

General horror
Night of the Living Penis
Hellpenis

Sci Fi
X Penis
Star Trek-- The Wrath of Penis

Monty Python and the search for the holy Penis...


Ok I'm sorry, But I have played this game before.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

81. Good Will Penis

Good Morning Penis

[elperromagico]

46. Mel Brooks' "Penis Anxiety"

[jdots]

47. Lethal Penis 1- 17

[jdots]

51. Shindler's Penis

[jdots]

52. West Side Penis

[jdots]

57. Penis Trek 1-58

[jdots]

60. can we switch to T.V. shows now ? and replace penis

with ?????

[JohnnyCougar]

72. Penis Behaving Badly

[Catchawave]

373. "My Mother the Penis"

[JohnnyCougar]

73. The Family Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

74. This Old Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

75. Boy Meets Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

76. Full Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

77. Who Wants to be a Penis?

[JohnnyCougar]

78. Welcome Back, Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

79. Head of the Penis

[Phentex]

87. The Flying Penis

[Dukakis88]

100. Everybody Loves Penis

[Dukakis88]

101. 60 Penises

[donheld]

144. The Cosby Penis

[donheld]

145. I love Penis

:bounce:

[donheld]

151. Married, with penis

:silly:

[NoSheep]

162. Penis Island

[DemOperative]

252. Fantasy Penis

[Beaverhausen]

187. Desperate Penises...Penii? what is the correct plural?

[donheld]

220. Designing Penis

:crazy:

[donheld]

222. Touched by a Penis

[donheld]

223. The old tyme gospel penis

[donheld]

229. Will & Penis

:bounce: :bounce:

[smbolisnch]

238. The Biggest Penis

Thank you, FOX. :)

[DemOperative]

253. The Dick Van Penis Show

[gmoney]

508. The Penis Van Dyke show...

I think John Waters did a bit on celebs with borderline porn names

Dick van Dyke
Peter O'Toole

[Deja Q]

257. 'The New Adventures of Wonder Penis' and other cult TV shows...

'Doctor Penis'
'Penis Who"
"Blake's Penis"
"Red Penis"
"Waiting for Penis"
"The Golden Penis"
"Family Penis"
"Get Penis"
"Penis: The Next Generation"

[donheld]

322. the Love Penis

boat

[bettyellen]

345. The Weakest Penis

[coeur_de_lion]

349. Whose Penis Is It Anyway

Whose Line Is It Anyway

[coeur_de_lion]

350. Penis Exposure

Northern Exposure

[coeur_de_lion]

351. Fresh Penis of Bel Air

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[coeur_de_lion]

352. Little Penis on the Prairie

Little House on the Prairie

[coeur_de_lion]

353. The Wonder Penis

The Wonder Years

[Left Brain]

354. The Amazing Penis (reality TV)

[coeur_de_lion]

355. Penis: Impossible

Mission: Impossible

[TheCentepedeShoes]

360. Gilligan's Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

369. Gomer Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

370. Penis for a Day

[TheCentepedeShoes]

371. My Little Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

374. As the Penis Turns

My mom's favorite soap.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

375. Bourbon Street Penis

[Catchawave]

383. Pee Wee Penis's Playhouse

I almost thought Pee Wee Herman's Penis was a little to...uh...right on:party:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

385. Ozzie and Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

387. Penis Knows Best

[TheCentepedeShoes]

388. Leave It to Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

393. Have Penis Will Travel

[TheCentepedeShoes]

396. Penis the Menace

[TheCentepedeShoes]

398. This Is Your Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

403. The Penis Zone

[TheCentepedeShoes]

405. The Penis Family

[TheCentepedeShoes]

406. The Penis from UNCLE

[donheld]

411. Sex in the Penis

[donheld]

429. I Dream of Penis

:crazy:

[donheld]

430. The O'penis Factor

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

451. The O'Reilly Penis

:scared: (though I'd guess it'd be more of a 10 minute program...)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

507. The X Penis

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

509. Nowhere Penis

[elperromagico]

48. "Arthur 2: On The Penis"

[elperromagico]

49. Ingmar Bergman's "Fanny and Penis"

[elperromagico]

53. "How The Penis Was Won"

[pagerbear]

54. A Little Night Penis

Wait--was that ever made into a movie?

[elperromagico]

55. "A Hard Day's Penis"

[elperromagico]

56. "Penis of Arabia"

[elperromagico]

58. David Lean's "Penis Twist"

[elperromagico]

59. Elvis Presley in "Jailhouse Penis"

[coeur_de_lion]

421. Penis! Penis! Penis!

Girls! Girls! Girls!

[coeur_de_lion]

422. Blue Penis

Blue Hawaii

[coeur_de_lion]

423. The Trouble With Penises

The Trouble With Girls

[coeur_de_lion]

424. Penis, Hawaiin Style

Paradise, Hawaiin Style

[coeur_de_lion]

425. Penis Happy

Girl Happy

[elperromagico]

61. "Not Without My Penis"

[elperromagico]

62. "Penises on the Run"

[elperromagico]

63. Laurel & Hardy in "Another Fine Penis"

[JohnnyCougar]

64. Penis Academy

[JohnnyCougar]

65. 2001: Penis Oddesey

[JohnnyCougar]

66. Wag the Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

67. Dirty Penis

[jdots]

68. Night of the living penis

[REP]

69. The Good, The Bad and The Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

70. Meet Wally Penis

[JohnnyCougar]

71. The Penis Prophecies

[Maine-ah]

80. "Gone With The Penis"

B-) "I'll think about penis tomorrow, because, tomorrow is another day!"

[SarahB]

82. Viva Las Penis!

:P

[Beware the Beast Man]

83. Spongebob Penispants: the Movie

[Phentex]

85. My Left Penis

[bloodyjack]

86. Dude, Where's My Penis!

[MirrorAshes]

437. hah, best one :P

[Phentex]

88. Ice Station Penis

[ronnykmarshall]

89. Penis Sings the Blues

[Beware the Beast Man]

90. Penis of Navarrone

[obreaslan]

91. Full Metal Penis

[obreaslan]

92. OK, one more. "Mr. Penis Goes to Washington"

[motely36]

93. Billy's Hollywood Penis

[CO Liberal]

94. "Penis Of a Nation"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

96. "Abbott & Costello Meet The Penis"

:-)

[motely36]

My Big Fat Greek Penis

[CO Liberal]

97. "I Was a Teenage Penis"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

99. "The Best Penis Of Our Lives"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

102. "The Penis of Oz"

"We're off to see the penis
The wonderful penis of Oz....."

:-)

[NamVetsWeeLass]

103. How Stella got her Penis back

[NoSheep]

165. LMFAO

:7

[CO Liberal]

104. "The Penis On The River Kwai"

:-)

[obreaslan]

105. Big Penis in Little China

[NamVetsWeeLass]

106. North Penis 40

[NamVetsWeeLass]

20,000 penii under the sea

[NamVetsWeeLass]

110. The Penis Bride

[NamVetsWeeLass]

111. Cool Hand Penis

[CO Liberal]

107. All Quiet On The Western Penis

[motely36]

108. The Penis after Tomorrow

[donheld]

327. Or The Day after Penis

:shrug:

[CO Liberal]

109. "Mr. Holland's Penis"

[motely36]

112. Mad Penis:

Beyond Thunderdome

[motely36]

113. We could do songs

like Put Your Head on my Penis
or vice-versa.

Did I just get this thread locked?

[stupid grin]

114. Black Magic Penis

[donheld]

225. Stairway to Penis

[donheld]

226. I will always love penis

[donheld]

227. The star spangled penis

:bounce: :bounce:

[jeff30997]

304. Penis the beautiful.

[donheld]

328. Or America the Penis

:shrug:

[donheld]

228. You the Wind Beneath My Penis

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[coeur_de_lion]

291. The Long and Winding Penis

[donheld]

392. From U2 "who's gonna ride your wild penis

:eyes:

[donheld]

394. With or Without Penis

:crazy:

[donheld]

399. How to Dismantle an Atomic Penis

[donheld]

427. Stuck in a Penis You Can't Get Out Of

:silly:

[donheld]

428. Pride (In the Name of Penis)

An ode to all men :bounce:

[donheld]

454. God Save The Penis

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

115. "A Hard Penis's Night"

[CO Liberal]

116. "Gimme Penis"

[CO Liberal]

117. "The Manchurian Penis"

[CO Liberal]

118. "I Was a Penis For The FBI"

[CO Liberal]

119. "Penisshack"

[motely36]

120. Penis in Space

[CO Liberal]

121. "12 O'Clock Penis"

They could use "Afternoon Delight" in the sound track....

[CO Liberal]

122. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Penis *

* - but were afraid to ask.

[CO Liberal]

123. "A Long Penis's Journey Into Night"

[motely36]

124. Saturday Night Penis

[Byronic]

125. The master

of these movies was undoubtedly James Stewart. He was an all-American hero, yes, and his career success can be put down to that magic ingredient: 'penis'.

One of his first movies saw Stewart playing Roderick 'Rowdy' Dow in 'The Beautiful Penis'.

Flushed with this early success he followed it up with a key role in 1938's 'The Shopworn Penis'.

There was no stopping him now and with the dark clouds of war hovering ominously the nation's mood was lifted by two classics of their time: 'Destry Rides Penis' and 'The Penis Around The Corner.'

As well as the already mentioned 'It's A Wonderful Penis' Stewart kept busy and racked up success after success with such films as:

The Penis Story (1940) - for which Stewart got an Academy Award.
Come Live With Penis (1941)
Pot'o'Penis (1941)
Broken Penis (1948)
Bend of the Penis (1952)
The Naked Penis (1953)
Rear Penis (1954)
The Penis Who Knew Too Much (1956)
The Penis of St Louis (1957)
Anatomy of a Penis (1959)
How The Penis Was Won (1962)
The Penis Who Shot Liberty Valence (1962)

It was not all sucess for Stewart though. The remake of a Bogart classic: The Big Penis in 1978 was generally regarded as a disappointment.

When asked what was his favorite role, Stewart admitted to having a soft spot for his character Elwood.P.Dowd who had an imaginery 6-foot tall friend in the classic movie 'Penis'. In the movie Dowd explains his friend to a doctor:

"And then I introduce them to Penis. And Penis is bigger and more wonderful than anything they can offer me; and when they leave, they leave impressed. The same people seldom come back: but that's envy my dear, and there's a little bit of envy in the best of us, and that's too bad."

[obreaslan]

126. PenisHeart

[obreaslan]

127. Mystic Penis

[CO Liberal]

128. "A Fistful of Penises"

[CO Liberal]

129. "For a Few Penises More"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

135. Jinx!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

130. A Fistful of Penises

[CO Liberal]

133. Hey - Great Minds Think Alike!!!

:-)

[CO Liberal]

131. "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Penis"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

132. Dick Penis.

Penis Tracy.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

167. Penis Dick.

The Great White Whale.

[CO Liberal]

134. "Penis Soup" Starring the Marx Brothers

[A-Schwarzenegger]

138. Duck Penis

[the Princess]

149. A Night At The Penis

:)

[the Princess]

150. Penis Feathers

LOL

[the Princess]

153. "The Kids Are Al-penis"

The Kids Are Alright

[the Princess]

156. "Franken-penis"

LOL

[the Princess]

158. "Franken-penis VS the Penis-man"

LMAO

[the Princess]

160. "The Penis Remains the Same"

"The Song Remains the Same. LOL

[CO Liberal]

136. "Blazing Penises"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

137. "Penis Fight at the OK Corral"

:-)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

404. OK - now hubby is coming into the office

to see what all the laughing is about.

[CO Liberal]

139. "Bridgett Jones' Penis"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

140. "Seven Brides for Seven Penises"

Just imagine the dance numbers.....

:-)

[CO Liberal]

141. "Penis Nine From Outer Space"

[the Princess]

146. Uummm Honey

is there something on your mind?????

[the Princess]

147. My favorite - "The 50 Foot Penis"

The 50 Foot Woman

LMAO

[donheld]

142. Steel Penises

Steel magnolias.

[donheld]

148. Austin Powers and the Penis who shagged me

:yourock:

[Phillycat]

152. Penis II: Electric Boogaloo. Of course.

[donheld]

154. the African Penis

:shrug:

[donheld]

157. A fish called Penis

:evilgrin:

[donheld]

159. The blair witch penis

:toast:

[donheld]

161. James and the Giant Penis

:party:

[CO Liberal]

155. "Brother, Can You Spare a Penis?"

[the Princess]

164. How many times can you say Penis without laughing????????

Just asking.

[CO Liberal]

169. it All Depends on the Penis

:-)

[the Princess]

172. "The Good, the Bad and the Penis"

A western. LOL

[ronnykmarshall]

163. Attack of the Killer Penises!

Think of the great theme song for that one.

[the Princess]

166. Good ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

[the Princess]

168. "The Little Penis"

The little Mermaid

[the Princess]

170. "Beauty and the Penis"

LOL

[CO Liberal]

171. "Snow White & The Seven Penises"

:-)

[the Princess]

174. I actually think that's a porn movie honey! LMAO

LOL

[CO Liberal]

176. It Sure Sounds Like One.....

:-)

[CO Liberal]

173. "Journey To The Center of the Penis"

Reminds me of the time I was catheterized......

:-)

[CO Liberal]

175. "Beach Blanket Penis"

That's the name of the game!!!

:-)

[CO Liberal]

177. "The Solid Gold Penis"

From "The Solid Gold Cadillac".

[CO Liberal]

178. "Penis-less in Seattle"

The John Wayne Bobbitt Story

:-)

[CO Liberal]

179. "How to Succeed at Penis Without Really Trying"

From "How to Succeed at Business Without Really Trying".

:-)

[CO Liberal]

180. "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Penis"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

181. "With Six, You Get Penis"

[CO Liberal]

183. "Around the Penis in 80 Days"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

184. "How The Penis Was Won"

:-)

[Beaverhausen]

185. Harry Penis and the Chamber of Secrets

[stupid grin]

347. Harry Potter and the Penis of Secrets

[CO Liberal]

186. Penis On The Roof

TRADITION!!!!!

:-)

[Beaverhausen]

188. O Penis Where Art Thou?

[CO Liberal]

189. "The Penis That Roared"

From "The Mouse That Roared".

(I'm just trying to get this to 200 before it gets locked.)

[CO Liberal]

190. "A Penis in Winter"

From "A Lion in Winter".

[CO Liberal]

191. "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Penises"

They go up-de-dup-dup,
They come down-de-dow-down.....

:-)

[CO Liberal]

192. "Sex and the Single Penis"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

193. "A Penis in Paris"

From "An American in Paris".

[CO Liberal]

195. "The Great Penis"

From "The Great Escape".

[NewHampshireDem]

194. The Gods Must Be Penises ....

my favorite from the days we used to play this using the word "Spam" when I was in high school. We had quite a list going, which my friend Justin religiously kept. :)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

368. or - The Penises Must Be Crazy

[Sparkle]

196. "Chitty Chitty Bang Penis"

:-)

[Sparkle]

199. "The Hunt for Red Penis"

[da_chimperor]

197. "Penis attacks!"

Does that mean it's a warmonger?

[NewHampshireDem]

198. The Magnificent Penis ... or The Penis Seven

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

200. "The Muppet Penis"

[Sparkle]

201. "Shaft"

[Phillycat]

203. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best one on the thread. :thumbsup:

[billyskank]

202. "Bill And Ted's Excellent Penis"

It's a classic.

[billyskank]

204. And of course, the sequel

"Bill And Ted's Bogus Penis"

[CO Liberal]

205. Saturday Night Penis

:-)

[CO Liberal]

"The Three Penises"

From "The Three Amigos".

[billyskank]

206. "From Russia With Penis"

[billyskank]

207. "The Penis Who Loved Me"

[billyskank]

208. "On Her Majesty's Secret Penis"

[billyskank]

209. "Goldpenis" - actually that one almost exists

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

210. Trading Penises

[CO Liberal]

211. "Midnight Penis"

[CO Liberal]

212. "Easy Penis"

[donheld]

324. Or Penis Rider

OMG :evilgrin:

[donheld]

325. The Sum of all Penises

:bounce:

[CO Liberal]

213. "The Penis Who Would Be King"

[CO Liberal]

214. "It's a Wonderful Penis"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

215. Dial "P" for "Penis"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

216. Penis on the Orient Express

[CO Liberal]

217. "The Penis That Time Forgot"

[CO Liberal]

218. The Abominable Penis

[CO Liberal]

219. "Beauty and the Penis"

[dolo amber]

221. Raising Penis

(Arizona)

:D

[donheld]

224. The penis on 34th street

[motely36]

230. Honey, I Shrunk the Penis

[alittlelark]

504. ROFLMAO!! n/t

[Phentex]

231. When Harry Met Penis

[motely36]

232. Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom

[motely36]

233. Laura Croft: Penis Raider

[coeur_de_lion]

293. Penis, Interrupted

Another Angelina Jolie movie

[motely36]

234. The Broken Penises Club

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

235. The Christmas Penis

[flvegan]

236. Penis Beuller's Day Off

[motely36]

237. Planet of the Penises

[motely36]

239. Lord of the Penises: The Fellowship of the Penis

[motely36]

240. Lord of the Penises: The Two Penises

[motely36]

241. Lord of the Penises: The Return of the Penis

[Deja Q]

260. Not to mention the sequels!

Beneath the Planet of the Penises
Escape From the Planet of the Penises
Conquest of the Planet of the Penises
Battle for the Planet of the Penises

[motely36]

242. Murder by Penises

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

243. The Marathon Penis

[motely36]

244. 8 Penises in a Duffel Bag

[motely36]

245. The Usual Penises

[name not needed]

246. 2001: A Space Penis

Penis Bueller's Day off
Penis and Kumar go to White Castle
This is Penis Tap

[IHeart1993]

247. This Boy's Penis

[DemOperative]

248. The penises of Eastwick

Cher's a natural

[DemOperative]

249. Penistruck

[DemOperative]

250. Easypenis Starring Peter Fonda

[DemOperative]

251. Penis doesn't Live Here Anymore

[Kire]

254. Master & Commander: The Far Side of the Penis

[Deja Q]

256. 'Penis Becomes Her' and other cult flicks:

'Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Penis'
'Star Trek III - The Search For Penis'
'Harold and Penis'
'Penis and Hooch'
'Penis'
'Wonder Penis' (yes, Wonder Woman was a movie from the mid-70s)
'The Penis Reloaded'

[TheCentepedeShoes]

384. Cult flick - how about

Eating Penis.

[Swamp Rat]

258. Dr. Strangepenis or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Penis.

:D

[Deja Q]

259. Hey, that reminds me! I need to go out and get a life!

:D

(not the Coulter adult party favor but the subject line!)

:kick:

Man, I love this thread! :D

[CO Liberal]

261. "The French Lieutenent's Penis"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

262. "My Penis Vinny"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

263. "Raiders of the Lost Penis"

:-)

[Catherine Vincent]

264. "Gimmie a Penis!"

[Catherine Vincent]

266. "Penis Recall"

[Catherine Vincent]

268. "Penis Hour"

[Catherine Vincent]

269. "Charlie's Penis"

[Catherine Vincent]

270. "Streets of Penis"

[CO Liberal]

265. "Don't Raise the Bridge - Lower the Penis!"

:-)

[Mr. Brown of MD]

267. "Top Penis"

Wherein all pretenses are gone from the beach volleyball scene.

-Mark
You know the one

[Catherine Vincent]

271. "Clear and Present Penis"

[Catherine Vincent]

272. "Children of the Penis"

[Catherine Vincent]

273. "Jurassic Penis"

[motely36]

346. Is that the Strom Thurmond documentary?

[TheCentepedeShoes]

402. LOL ( wiping wine from monitor)

[Catherine Vincent]

274. "Lean on Penis"

[Catherine Vincent]

275. "Along Came a Penis"

[Catherine Vincent]

276. "Fatal Penis"

[Catherine Vincent]

278. "Operation Penis Drop"

:-)

[FizzFuzz]

277. Penis

(Dune)

[FizzFuzz]

279. Penis

(Jaws)

[FizzFuzz]

280. Penis

(Seven)

[FizzFuzz]

281. Penis

(Elf)

[FizzFuzz]

282. Penis

Alien

[FizzFuzz]

284. Penises

(Aliens)

[FizzFuzz]

286. Penis

(Anaconda)

[FizzFuzz]

287. The Penis

(The Ring)

[bettyellen]

341. wouldn't that be "Penis!"

[FizzFuzz]

426. I'm not certain but I think you're thinking of Penis!

I don't think Penis was Penis! Actually, now I think of it, Penis was actually PENIS.

(JAWS; Arachnophobia!)

[Politicub]

283. Penis, Queen of the Desert

One of my favorites

[CO Liberal]

285. "The Penises of Madison County"

:-)

[CornField]

288. Natural Born Penises

[coeur_de_lion]

289. Fiddler on the Penis?

[coeur_de_lion]

290. Twelve Angry Penises

[coeur_de_lion]

292. The Talented Mr. Penis

[A-Schwarzenegger]

294. Penis on the Bounty

[A-Schwarzenegger]

296. The Man Who Went up a Hill and Came Down a Penis

[donheld]

297. Confessions of a Dangerous Penis

:bounce:

[donheld]

298. A Penis Runs Through It

[donheld]

299. Interview with the Penis: The Penis Chronicles

you know this could be quite a tail/tale

[donheld]

302. Beavis and Butt-Head Do Penis

:bounce:

[Mr. Brown of MD]

329. Penis and Butthead Do America

Thought it could use a slight improvement. No offense. :)

-Mark
Doing the nightowl thing

[coeur_de_lion]

300. Penis Wars

from Star Wars

[donheld]

321. Close encounters of a Third Penis

:silly:

[Catchawave]

376. Ep 1 - "The Phantom Penis"

[Catchawave]

377. Ep2- "Attack of the Penises"

[Catchawave]

378. Ep3 - "Revenge of the Penis-ith"

[Catchawave]

379. Ep4- "A New Penis"

[Catchawave]

380. Ep5- "The Penis Strikes Back"

[Catchawave]

381. Ep6 - "Return of the Penii"

[coeur_de_lion]

414. Star Trek – Penis Contact

Star Trek – First Contact

[coeur_de_lion]

415. Star Trek VI – Undiscovered Penis

Star Trek VI – Undiscovered Country

[coeur_de_lion]

416. A.I. – Artificial Penis

A.I. – Artificial Intelligence

[coeur_de_lion]

417. The Penis Who Fell to Earth

The Man Who Fell to Earth

[A-Schwarzenegger]

301. The Subject Was Penises

[jojo54]

303. "All the President's Penises"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

305. Who'll Stop the Penis?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

306. Penis Facing Southeast

[A-Schwarzenegger]

307. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Penis

[jeff30997]

308. The man with a golden penis.

[jeff30997]

311. A penis on Helm Street.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

309. Mr and Mrs Penis.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

310. A Penis With a View

[A-Schwarzenegger]

312. Leaving Las Penis

[jeff30997]

313. Back to the penis I,II and III

[jeff30997]

314. Fried green penises.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

315. The Penis Always Rings Twice

[A-Schwarzenegger]

316. Goodbye Mr Penis

[A-Schwarzenegger]

317. The Penis in the Gray Flannel Suit

[billyskank]

318. "A Clockwork Penis"

[sleipnir]

319. Penis Ass

[A-Schwarzenegger]

320. Penis in a Swing

[donheld]

323. The hills are alive with The Sound of Penis

:crazy:

[ronnykmarshall]

330. Mr. Penis Goes to Washington

[jeff30997]

335. Dick is already in Washington.

[ronnykmarshall]

331. Gone With the Penis

[ronnykmarshall]

332. The Penis of Oz

[ronnykmarshall]

333. Fried Green Penis

[coeur_de_lion]

334. Foreign Films:

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Penis - Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis -- Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Penis Is Beautiful -- Life Is Beautiful

Babette's Penis -- Babette's Feast

Like Penis for Chocolate -- Like Water for Chocolate

[jeff30997]

337. Penis Thief

Aka Bicycle Thief.

[coeur_de_lion]

338. Or, the sequel, "It takes a Penis"

It Takes A Thief

[NashVegas]

446. My Life As a Penis

I always cry watching that one.

[Crankie Avalon]

336. The Crying Penis...

...the amazing plot twist? Halfway through the movie, we find out the penis has a penis...or something like that.

[motely36]

339. Beach Blanket Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

367. How to Stuff a Wild Penis

[coeur_de_lion]

413. Penis Beach

[Aiptasia]

340. Penis II.. Electric Boogaloo

[A-Schwarzenegger]

342. The Reincarnation of Peter Penis

[bettyellen]

343. Hello Penis!

[Aiptasia]

344. Dr. Strangepenis

or..

How I learned to stop worrying and love the atomic penis

[billyskank]

348. Bridget Jones' Penis

[Left Brain]

356. Commercials anyone? As in "Got Penis?"

[Radical Activist]

496. Dude, you're gettin a penis!

[Radical Activist]

497. I'm not gonna pay a lot for that penis!

[Radical Activist]

498. Its penis Its penis, its such a wonderful toy ... fun for a girl and boy

[Radical Activist]

499. 4 out of 5 dentists prefer penis

[yvr girl]

357. To Catch a Penis

[yvr girl]

358. Penis Confidential

[TheCentepedeShoes]

359. Dr Strangepenis... Opps!

Someone beat me and I didn't notice. I edit to Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Penis.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

361. The Penis from the Black Lagoon

[TheCentepedeShoes]

362. April Penises

[Aiptasia]

363. Eternal sunshine of the penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

364. Friday Night Penises

[Dukkha]

365. Star Wars

A New Penis
The Penis Strikes Back
Return of the penis

The Penis Menace
Attack of the Penis
Revenge of the Penis

[TheCentepedeShoes]

366. The Attack of the Killer Penises

[TheCentepedeShoes]

372. Days of Wine and Penises

[bloodyjack]

382. KILL THIS THREAD. MAKE IT DIE.

THIS JOKE IS STILL QUITE FRESH

[Catchawave]

386. "The Little Penis of Horrors"

[TheCentepedeShoes]

389. Thirty Penises Over Tokyo

[TheCentepedeShoes]

390. It Came From Beneath the Penis

[Aristus]

391. "Penises of Glory"

n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

395. "I, Penis"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

397. "Penises Not Included"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

400. "The Penis Hunter"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

401. "K19: The Penismaker"

[donheld]

407. To Wong Fu, Thanks for Penis, Julie Newmar

[TheCentepedeShoes]

408. Penis of a Thousand Days

[donheld]

409. White Penises Can't Jump

[donheld]

410. What's Eating Gilbert's Penis

[Twillig]

412. Seven Penises in May

The Manchurian Penis

The Bad News Penises

The Emerald Penis

The Ipcress Penis

Little Big Penis

The Sand Penises..

[Catchawave]

418. "It's a Wonderful Penis"

[Catchawave]

419. "The Penis Express"

[Huckebein the Raven]

420. The Penis Reloaded

[A-Schwarzenegger]

431. Wuthering Vaginas

[A-Schwarzenegger]

432. The Vagina of Oz

[A-Schwarzenegger]

433. Tarzan and the Lost Vagina

[A-Schwarzenegger]

434. Lawrence of Vagina

[A-Schwarzenegger]

435. The humor of vagina be subtler than the humor of penis.

More evasive, thoughtful.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

436. dewp

erp

[Briarius]

438. Godzilla vs the penis

the penis after tomorrow
my fair penis

[Kire]

439. The Great Muppet Penis

[Catchawave]

440. I'm getting such a *kick* out of this thread....n/t

[LynneSin]

441. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Penis

:D

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

442. Whatever Happened to Baby Penis?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

443. 9 1/2 Penises

[A-Schwarzenegger]

444. Where the Green Penises Dream

[A-Schwarzenegger]

445. My Own Private Penis

[NashVegas]

447. Penis, Queen of the Desert

..

[NashVegas]

448. Animated - The Penises of Belleville

..

[Sabriel]

449. "Cry, the Beloved Penis"

[JustJoe]

450. Penis in a Blue Dress

[Deja Q]

452. Penisballs

:evilgrin:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

453. How I Met My Penis

[BringEmOn]

455. "The Last Hard Penis"

[BringEmOn]

456. "Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Penises"

"But Were Afraid To Ask"

[BringEmOn]

457. "Moby Penis"

[BringEmOn]

458. "The Dirty Penis"

[ElsewheresDaughter]

459. The Penis Trap

[ElsewheresDaughter]

460. The Little Penis of Horror

[peekaloo]

461. The Silence of the Penis

[ElsewheresDaughter]

462. The Little Penis...Penis and the Tramp...Snow White & the Seven Penises

[BringEmOn]

463. "Debbie Does Penis"

[BringEmOn]

464. "Honey, I Blew Up The Penis"

[BringEmOn]

465. "Penis Hard With a Vengeance"

[BringEmOn]

466. "King Dong"

[BringEmOn]

467. "Rambone"

[BringEmOn]

468. "Dances With Penis"

[BringEmOn]

469. "The Longest Penis"

[peekaloo]

470. Deconstructing Penis

[peekaloo]

471. Take the Penis and Run

[peekaloo]

472. Penis Memories

[peekaloo]

473. Penis and Fog

[BringEmOn]

474. "Something Wicked This Penis Comes"

[peekaloo]

475. Penisspotting

[peekaloo]

477. Any Given Penis

[peekaloo]

478. Wag the Penis

[peekaloo]

479. The Penis Hunter

[peekaloo]

480. Penis Fear

[peekaloo]

481. A Face in the Penis or A Penis in the Crowd

[BringEmOn]

476. "The Penis That Couldn't Shoot Straight"

[BringEmOn]

482. "The Penis of the Yankees"

[BringEmOn]

483. "The Pink Penis"

[BringEmOn]

484. "The Return of the Pink Penis"

[BringEmOn]

485. "The Pink Penis Strikes Again"

[BringEmOn]

486. "Revenge of the Pink Penis"

[BringEmOn]

487. "The Trail of the Pink Penis"

[BringEmOn]

488. "The Curse of the Pink Penis"

[BringEmOn]

489. "A Penis in the Dark"

[BringEmOn]

490. "Penis of Dreams"

Build it...they will come.

[antigone382]

491. My Big Fat Greek Penis

[BringEmOn]

492. "Attack of the 50 Foot Penis"

[Radical Activist]

493. Penis 9-11

[Radical Activist]

494. Supersize Penis

[Radical Activist]

495. Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Penis

[BringEmOn]

500. "The Long, Hot Penis"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

501. Who is Killing the Great Penises of Europe?

[Kire]

502. The Last Penis Show

[alittlelark]

503. "Win Ben Stein's Penis"

I hope it has not been posted yeat, but, geez over 500 posts! I haven't been in the lounge since the melt-down day a week or so ago.

[JustJoe]

505. Get Out Your Penises

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

506. "American Penis"

[gmoney]

510. The Penis Stays in the Picture

Conspiracy Penis (Theory)
Grand Penis (Canyon)
The Penis of the President (Hunting)

[madison2000]

511. Invasion of the Penis Snatchers

[A-Schwarzenegger]

512. They Call Me Mister Penis

[A-Schwarzenegger]

513. Penis for the Prosecution