***Important Notice*** New sexually transmitted disease discovered

[Contrary1]

"The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through
dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past
4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include,
but are not limited to:

Anti-social personality disorder traits
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor
chronic mangling of the English language
extreme cognitive dissonance
inability to incorporate new information
pronounced xenophobia
inability to accept responsibility for actions
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado
ignorance of geography and history
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

[readmoreoften]

1. That's great! LOL!

[still_one]

2. what can I take?

[Bozita]

3. Excellent! ... Thanks

[ogradda]

4. how do we cure it?

that's the question.

[TaleWgnDg]

5. gonna lecture wha? who? oh, hell . . .

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[NamVetsWeeLass]

6. ROFLMAO

Good one!