I just woke up from a dream in which I was the Vampire Lestat.

[Ladyhawk]

Weirdosity.

I was with another vampire. I think it was Armand, but a name was never given. We decided it would be funny to slaughter a musical group before the curtain rose the last time, but Armand asked me to spare the violinist because "he'd always rather liked the fellow."

Afterward we decided to journey to a restaurant to relax.

"Where's the least likely place we'll be bothered by the police?" Armand asked.

I smiled. "How about the restaurant across from the theater."

Armand just gave me a stern look and we flew over the rooftops across town. Below was an extremely beautiful blond woman and I decided to take her. For some reason, she was able to resist slightly and call out to her paramour. I felt puzzled. That shouldn't happen. I was the strongest creature out that night.

Then her tuxedoed paramour showed up and this bizarre music floated up from them. A table loaded with food crashed into me. I tried to escape, but couldn't fly higher than the tops of the trees. The pair--and the bizarre music--followed me. I couldn't get away and Armand was floating above the treetops, grinning, just out help range.

Then I woke up.

Am I weird????

I dreamed I was a fucking vampire. :think:

[Goathead]

1. Uhhhhh...

That is bizarre. Do you have a vampire fixation?

[NamVetsWeeLass]

2. Ok Not that you aren't weird,

But you aren't the only one who dreams they are a vampire. I actually do it a lot, but then I AM WEIRD :shrug: You have to understand though I think the Vampire Flick is one of the best things ever created.

[progdonkey]

3. Let's analyze zis...

First, tell me about your mahzah....

[jdots]

4. you have to cut down on your Absinthe drinking

before you sleep and switch to Nyquil or bella donna mixed with
mountain dew

[Spinzonner]

5. Not Bloody Likely

[JaySherman]

6. Put down the Anne Rice novel and back away S L O W L Y

;)

Seriousl though, I wish my dreams were that interesting.

[Skittles]

7. you just want to suck something, Ladyhawk

no big mystery there

[moderate_hero]

8. Umm, okay, let me try to analyze this

The blond woman is the who you wish to be and decided to "take her". The food table crashing into you (coupled with having trouble flying)is a reminder that it is not that easy. The music is to sooth you into remembering that it is better to be happy with yourself. I think the music is for that because it can be coupled with Armand floating above and grinning because he is obviously happy with himself.

I think it is a struggle between yourself and the image you have of yourself. I say, be happy!

[Guaranteed]

9. Very interesting analysis.

Could be right.

[reformed_military]

11. Wow...

You might be onto something there.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. I am able to say one thing:

You slept well that night. For a long time, and woke up with a better disposition than average.

Am I right?