eyesroll
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:32 AM
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Poll question: Which lecture will I get from my grandparents tonight? |
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OK, two weeks ago, my parents visited my new place. Tonight, it's my grandparents' turn (oh, and my parents are coming, too...yippee). This is the first time I will have seen them since telling them about my divorce (which, in my family, is a rarity).
They are very stereotypical Jewish grandparents.
There will be a lecture at some point. Question is -- which one?
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:33 AM
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1. A combination of all of the above? |
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Best of luck to you, and remember that you don't have to take their crap.
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:34 AM
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2. all of the above lecture? |
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My grandmother wasn't even Jewish and she could've hit 3/4 of those before she crossed the threshold to whatever shithole I was living in a tthe time. And, I miss her.
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:37 AM
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4. Mine tend to take a theme and run with it. |
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But any one of those lectures could pop up in some form.
And, yes, I love them dearly, of course.
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:35 AM
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3. definitely the"you know you can't start dating until the divorce is final" |
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don't want to bring undue shame upon the family don't you know:)
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:39 AM
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I don't know your grandparents, so I'll have to go with that one. You and I are about the same age, IIRC, and I'm getting a bit from the in-laws.
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:43 AM
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6. Baby lectures are fun when you're newly single! |
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They've wanted great-grandchildren forever. Now that my cousin's producing them one (because, see, it's all about them), the pressure's off me (they surely don't want illegitimacy in the family).
I think I shall offer to pick up a guy at a bar and make him my Baby Daddy if it'll make them happy. That should end the lecture.
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:50 AM
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I just think they'll dip into their "in case of emergency" lectures.
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:52 AM
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Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 09:53 AM by feminatty
Tell them you are having lots of unprotected sex with anonymous partners. I doubt they will ask you anything else after that.
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Tue Nov-23-04 09:53 AM
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9. I picked the liquor license one |
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What about the "if you wore some more make-up..." one?
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:04 AM
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10. OOOH! I forgot that one completely... |
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Although that tends to come from my mom. She'll just stare and then after the "what are you looking at?"/"oh, nothing" back-and-forth she'll finally tell me my eyebrows need tweezing.
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:17 AM
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12. This comes from the Lisa Loeb video of ten years ago |
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I think I was flipping around the TV at my folk's place about 10 years ago at this time of the year and I ran across the Loeb "Stay" video so (I knew what she would say) I ask my Mom what she thinks of her....she takes a second, sizes her up and says "Well she'd be very pretty if she did something with herself"
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I KNEW that was what she would say!
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:08 AM
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11. I picked the all-purpose "we only want what's best for you" lecture |
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Which will probably be followed by the "You look chilly--here take my sweater--that's ok, I've lived my life" lecture/guilt dump!
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:20 AM
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13. aw you're from milwaukee?? |
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king and north...ha! i used to work not too far from that intersection...
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:34 AM
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14. May I add my "baggage"....a catholic's version |
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- your natural hair color is so much prettier - your too thin, eat something - you really should go to church - well, in my day, we didn't have that option/money/choice - I know a nice young man/woman, who still lives with his/her parents - (see above) and he/she's 43, such a good child
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:36 AM
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Lord knows you get murdered every day.
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