ChavezSpeakstheTruth, but shortbus is a dirty liar. Ask me anything.

[short bus president]

I'm gonna lie to ya like I'm Joe Isuzu on the crack co-caine. I'm gonna lie like a cop on the stand. I'm gonna like 'til I've got bedsores on my tongue!

Try me.

[StopTheMorans]

1. was that you standing in line for free penicillin at the syphillis clinic

last week? a friend of mine says he saw you there...

[short bus president]

5. Blind as I am with the disease,

I didn't know where I was. Your friend told me it was the hottest club in town. And dammit, I put out that night, too!

[StopTheMorans]

7. did you put out to my friend? he's the one without a nose

[short bus president]

8. Then it's no damned wonder he was able to get so close to me.

Usually people find the stink-lines a bit offputting.

[matcom]

2. what color thong should i wear for Thanksgiving?

[StopTheMorans]

4. hold on,

:puke:

[short bus president]

6. Flesh-colored.

Unless you want it to match the skin-tone. Then an angry red should do. Maybe with a few squiggly black threads hanging off?

:P

[sniffa]

3. how was the grand canyon created?

[short bus president]

10. rockworms.

Bastards'll take a leg off quick as they'll look atcha.

[Mistress Quickly]

9. Who the fairest of them all?

** tapping foot **

[short bus president]

11. diebold

but ES&S is a close second.

[JimmyJazz]

12. Who do you like more - the Clash or SLF?

[short bus president]

13. Er... um...

I like the backstreet boys. These bands you're talking about don't sound cute at all!

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Will your answer to this question be a lie? (nt)

[short bus president]

15. Probably.

:P

[qnr]

16. Do you use that window near the door to watch while you splatter the

children standing near puddles?

[short bus president]

17. There is no window near the door.

And if there are children out loose playing in these woods, they're prolly feral.