So...who's heard of hilarious Welsh rappers Goldie Looking Chain?

[Pert_UK]

They are stunningly brilliant and very, very funny.

For example, consider the following lyrics (let me know if you need context / translation) from their new single...

"I wanna take you to McDonalds with a candle
girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on your way home from work
your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real, it ain't no quirk
my love is waiting the way a rapist would lurk
in a bush or a carpark in town
I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pound
from argos, elizabeth duke
baby you're the sky-walker to my luke
the darth to the vader
flip over the cross fader
I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
with glo-sticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than I loves my bong

girl you knows it's true, like milli vanilli
I'll buy you 10 fags on a day-trip to Caerphilly
I'm after your heart, or don't you see
and your three kids doesn't bother me
you knows....


I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
Fuck, I can't, in McDonalds it's a bolted seat
don't matter cos I'm here with you
with a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
later on I come and help you sign on
I stare into your eyes, the housing benefit's gone wrong
don't worry baby, it won't take too long
I'm just sittin', I'm just waitin', I'm just writing this song
you know the time passes and I'm loving every second
buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned
you're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham
if you were Del Boy, I'd be the streets of Peckham
why don't you come to me, why can't you see
my love for you is like Mark Bolan to a tree

I never want another like I want you
to prove my love, I got a tattoo on my bollocks
I was gonna have your name
but I only got initials cos I couldn't stand the pain"