Could THIS be the year I move up from the cardtable on Thanksgiving?

[underpants]

It is just going to be my folks and my wife and I so they pretty much are going to be out of excuses.

I haven't heard anything from my Mom about it yet. Maybe they are planning on surprising me with it. :pals:

Oh boy I hope so the little red chair really isn't cutting it anymore.

In other holiday news-My Mother is already starting to try to sell that "Presents? No no presents we are Jehovah's Witnesses" CRAP! Man I hate that, she tries this almost every year.

[demnan]

1. I predict "yes"

Maybe they'll have you carve the turkey too!

[underpants]

2. My Mom still makes me wear a helmet when I use sharp or heavy things

"Asthma" my ass that just ain't cutting it anymore.

[kmla]

3. You probably will move up to the grown-ups table this year...

... but you will still have to drink the watered-down cherry Kool-Aid, though.

[underpants]

5. I still get to use the sippy straw, right?

[kmla]

12. As long as you promise not to blow bubbles...

:)

[underpants]

13. That means no chocolate milk

Okay I guess

[jdots]

4. It is important to never sit at the adult table

[underpants]

7. But I'm told that where they divvy up stuff should anyone die...

in the next year.

If you don't get to the big table you get shut out.

[tigereye]

8. I finally cnvinced my parents that we should all have a grab bag

this year, instead of everyone buying everyone else something. I would rather take the money we would have spent and give it to Heifer International, the food bank or habitat for humanity.

There is only one little guy in my family and he sits at the big table.

[Danocrat]

6. Sorry little Pilgrim

Please be seated.

[underpants]

9. WHAT? Who told you......aw man AGAIN!?!?!?

LOL too funny "Little Pilgrim"

[Sequoia]

10. All I have is a card table to eat on

because my kitchen is small.

[underpants]

11. Wow! that is small

Actually we couldn't even fit a card table IN our kitchen but then we rarely sit down to eat (eat watching TV).