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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:48 PM
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Where do you pet your Christmas tree?
Mine likes it when I pet him about halfway up the trunk.

Now, as to the disagreement Jason and I are having, he thinks I should pet my Christmas tree a bit lower. I say "you sick fuck, that's where his NADS are!"

Which one of us is right? :shrug:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 01:50 PM
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1. you have to watch out for those tiny little pinecones
they tickle.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:13 PM
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2. Is that a Siamese Christmas tree?
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Chimpanzee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:15 PM
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3. Up Lynne Cheneys ass
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:15 PM
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4. I don't really pet it that much, as I fondle the ornaments.
I haven't had any complaints.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:16 PM
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5. LOL!
I think I'll stay out of this one. :hi:
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