Lynne Cheney Tops National Christmas Tree

[Rose Siding]

She'll probably be really cold by mid-Dec

WASHINGTON -- Lynne Cheney and her three granddaughters rode 40 feet into the sky Tuesday to top the National Christmas Tree, kicking off the White House holiday season.

As "Jingle Bells" and "Joy to the World" played below, the vice president's wife and the three young girls waved to a crowd of about 200 from a cherry-picker. Peter Nostrand, president of the Christmas Pageant of Peace, did the actual topping himself, placing the double-layered white and clear plastic star onto the tree.

http://www.newsday.com/news/politics/wire/sns-ap-christmas-tree-topping,0,240846.story?coll=sns-ap-politics-headlines

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. She's always had SOMETHING up her ass.

[mark11727]

2. BWAH!

Beat me again, ya rascal...!

[The Sushi Bandit]

3. Did they stick it up her ass??

[flordehinojos]

4. they just take the joy away from the season's celebrations.

:-(

[ewagner]

5. hahahahaha

I knew you guys would beat me to it....

probably the answer to her question: "Hey Dick where do you want me to put this tree?"

[bluedeminredstate]

6. I would prefer this headline:

"Lynne Cheney Mounts National Christmas Tree"

It would have been such a good appetite suppresant through the Thanksgiving weekend...

Then afterwards she could have done a reading from her lesbian soft-porn bodice ripper. That might have been good for a ten pound weight loss by Christmas!

:puke:

[Shakespeare]

7. Did she use her broom to get up there?

Vicious hag. :puke:

[KamaAina]

8. Eww eww ewwwwwww! Get her down quick!

Little kids have to look at that thing.

If they see her up there :puke: they'll be in therapy for life.

:evilgrin: