Internet perverts! (Not you guys)

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

OMG! This weekend I entered a profile with my internet user. It contains my first name, hobbies, occupation, female and married. Yikes I've received 3 IM's in the last 12 hours. One late last night asking what my best features are and one a few minutes ago from a married man asking to chat. I think I better delete that profile. I knew this kind of stuff went on but I never experienced it before. Any suggestions?

[bloodyjack]

1. post pics pls

thx

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

11. I'll post one in the gallery of DU

but never in my profile.

[warrens]

2. Change your profile to male

That should do it.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

18. Then I'd be a boy named Sue

could make it worse.

[ohiosmith]

3. Don't you think you may be overreacting just a little?

By the way, what are you wearing?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

6. Lacy beige top, kakhi colored pants, Black denim jac.....

Wait why do you want to know? I'd like to think guys on DU aren't like that.

[sui generis]

4. without a doubt

tell him your best feature is your vestigial third arm, the one they didn't cut off at birth. Oh and you can burp "I could have danced all night" from My Fair Lady, both parts at the same time.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

10. I said my best feature was my black belt

as it helped me fend off men. Best I could think of in my state of shock.

[matcom]

5. WHADDAYA MEAN NOT ME!

x(

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

8. I forgot about you matcom!

So were you online late last night?

[matcom]

9. no, but if you send me a pic

i can be tonight :D

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

12. LOL

[sniffa]

7. wanna cyber?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

13. I'm not sure how.

[Champ]

14. ARE YOU SINGEL?

Oops ;)

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

19. I'm married.

It states that in the profile.

[Champ]

21. I know, just mocking internet "cyberers"

who have the typing ability of a 3rd grader.

You know? "SO YOU JUST WANT TO FLERT ENEWAY?"

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

23. oh! I get it.

Sorry I wrecked your joke. Quite humorous BTW

[DS1]

15. OMG!

[StopTheMorans]

16. you called?

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

20. Hi StopTheMorans!

You Too? My image of DU men is getting shattered!

[plcdude]

17. yes perhaps

you should change your profile. There are lots of lonely men out there who are looking for company to varying degrees of online intimacy. It's too bad but that is the reality. It is somewhat true for men also but to the same frequency. Probably the best to either drop your profile or change it to indicate you are not interested in establishing certain kinds of online relationships.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

22. Excellent advice.

Thank You

[Samurai_Writer]

24. Happens to me all the time...

I'm a BBW model with my own website. I get emails/IMs constantly from guys wanting to hook up -- some even offer to 'make it worth my while financially'. Do what I do honey... ignore, ignore, ignore. Just a simple, "Thanks, but I'm not interested" response usually does the trick.