When I'm out drinking and Barbra Bush shows up

[Exultant Democracy]

should I get scared? For some reason I always freak out when she is at the same bar as me and I try and stay as far away as I can.

[BurtWorm]

1. She's through with you!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Wow...I go to bars in Austin all the time. I never see Jenna.

Of course, now that it is legal to buy her a drink, all the fun's gone. :shrug:

[BurtWorm]

Oh THAT Barbara Bush.

I thought he meant the Queen Mother.

[Exultant Democracy]

4. I see her all the time at the hot spots

it's creepy

[GOPisEvil]

6. Well, being slightly older than college-age,

possibly I don't frequent the right establishments. :shrug:

[priller]

8. What spots are those?

And being *WAY* past college age myself, I'm sure I don't go to the same ones.

[Exultant Democracy]

9. Yeah, I'm not going to be the guy who posts that girl's

Itinerary on the Internet

[meegbear]

3. Challenge her to match you shot for shot ...

do the sporting thing and let her choose the booze. First one to pass out or puke loses.

[MuseRider]

5. How is her security?

Susan Ford lived in my town for a while while her dad was president. When she would come out to the bars the body guards would push us all around and thin out the crowd.

[Exultant Democracy]

7. You have to look hard to see them

they are all young and dress like college students, but if you are paying attention you see them show up like a half hour before she gets anywhere and stake out the place.

[Dogmudgeon]

10. Divide and Conquer

That's the best strategery to use with Republicans.

Charm her out of her $500 slinky little black cocktail dress and then ask her for Jenna's phone number.

Turn them against each other, brother against brother, sister against sister, Bush against Bush.

Barb and Jenna will fall into our hands like overripe fruit ... in a matter of speaking, of course.

--bkl
Where's my damn shoe? There's a podium I have to hit!

[Exultant Democracy]

11. dude, I won't even look directly at her

I look kind of Arab and I have a fear small cages in Cuba.

[Dogmudgeon]

13. Courage!

As the wise old Shaolin Jedi said: Face your fear. Do that which you most fear to do, Grasshopper. And as the Klisantz-sung of the Bene Jehosephat (from the planet Iraqiss) said, "Fear is the little-death, fear is the mind-killer. And don't overdo it with the spice."

Let your fear go in you and through you and emerge as a warrior.

And don't forget to use a condom.

--bkl
Haff goot sex! (R. Westheimer)

[Exultant Democracy]

14. She is pretty cute in person,

but she isn't take a bullet in the back of the head cute.

[GOPisEvil]

12. OK - now THAT is funny!

:thumbsup: