Nastiest song lyrics of all time?

[UdoKier]

Judge for yourself.

Karen Finley's "Tales of Taboo"

http://www.poguego.com/index.php?p=118&more=1&c=1

[Gothic Sponge]

1. Consolidated - You Suck

http://www.song-lyrics-library.com/consolidated/consolidated-you-suck-song-lyrics.html

[MaryH]

2. Has to be Louie, Louie

We could never figure out the words but we knew they had to be really dirty.

[Champ]

3. I just heard Snoop Dogg's "Drop it like it's hot"

Pharrell said something about his million dollar boat, and rhymed it with "it is whiter then what's going down your ------"

I'm not going to say but it is 5 letter word that rhymes with boat, that was pretty nasty to me.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

24. Wait..... 5 Letter?????????

Surely you meant Six letter.

[Champ]

34. Yeah.. 6

[bigwillq]

44. That song totally rocks

Everytime I hear it I have to stop what I'm doing and dance!

[eyesroll]

4. UTFO -- "If You Don't Wanna Get Pregnant"

I'm at work so I'm not gonna google the lyrics.

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. Keep your shirt on. I'll take my pants off.

Make it harder, baby, it's still soft!
You can look, but you won't find a fireman.
WHAT? You can't find your diaphragm?
You tellin' me my dick's hard for nothin'?
Well, spread your butt cheeks, 'cause I'm fuckin' somethin'.
It sounds nasty, I must admit.
But if you don't want it in the ass, baby...
SUCK THE DICK!

[Buzz Clik]

5. The Fugs...

WIDE, WIDE RIVER
The Fugs


River of shit
River of shit
Flow on, flow on, river of shit
Right from my toes
On up to my nose
Flow on, flow on, river of shit
I've been swimming
In this river of shit

Okay, they're PG-13 lyrics. But great imagery.

[noonwitch]

6. I used to think "Darling Nikki" was bad, but rap has changed that forever

I love Prince, don't get me wrong. His songs are subtle, compared to rap.

On the new cd, there's really only one dirty song, "Illusion, Coma, Pimp and Circumstance".

[UdoKier]

9. Well, his songs were actually sexy.

The newer songs are just about an ass or a tit - some part totally unconnected to a human being.

Same with the porn and "girls gone wild" stuff - MUC LESS erotic than the technically tamer "Emanuelle" type stuff we used to look at back in the day...

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

53. I so agree, old Prince makes me melt..

This used to be 'dirty'...
Dig if u will the picture
Of u and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can u my darling
Can u picture this?

Dream if u can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and u:loveya:

[Phillycat]

7. Foxy Brown: "I got the illest pussy on the planet".

I love it. :)

[frictionlessO]

8. Princes, "Sister" off of Dirty Mind. Far and away the nastiest song ever

his sister pimps and screws him and so does his mom. best line from it is "our mother fucker is just a mother fucker, cant you understand".... Yes this is the stuff I listened to as a kid... and goth (early old school goth), I was kinda messed up , still am..oh well!

[Phillycat]

10. Also "Head", though that's not nearly as gross as "Sister".

[skypilot]

11. I was MORTIFIED...

...the first time I heard that song!!! It was like being a kid and hearing an adult go on a swearing jag for the first time. It had a funky beat though. YAMS!!!!

[UdoKier]

13. I didn't get it at the time.

It still kinda don't, although I get that it's about reclaiming a sort of empowerment lost to misogyny.

This is the lady whose 'performance art' included stripping and covering herself with chocolate (?) from a bucket.

Odd one, Karen Finley...

[skypilot]

14. I didn't get it either...

...but later I read an interview she gave and I surmised that her work was trying to address--among other things--the violence that can be done by language. At least that was my interpretation.

[Worst Username Ever]

12. NIN - I want to F*** you like an animal (Closer)

[NamVetsWeeLass]

26. HEY, I like that song!

Trent :loveya:

[Worst Username Ever]

28. I LOVE that song, but it is still counts as nasty!

[LoZoccolo]

15. Does anybody remember that Belgium waffles song?

I've only heard it once, but someone else I know heard it too, so I know it's not so obscure that like, I'm one of the only ones.

[UdoKier]

16. Um...try following the link.

It's the same song.

Tales of Taboo.

[LoZoccolo]

Ha ha ha ha I'm at work.

I have bookmarked the thread.

I wonder what would happen if everyone here nominated it for the homepage.

[DelawareValleyDem]

17. The Misfits - last caress

I got something to say, I killed your baby today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead

[illflem]

20. 2 Live Crew _ Put Her in the Buck

http://www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/p/put_her_in_the_buck_2_live_crew.html

[bloodyjack]

22. I got something to say

I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she's spread

:loveya: The Misfits

[NamVetsWeeLass]

25. then Alcohollica bringing it mainstream....

I was really mad at Alcohollica for covering that one.

[bloodyjack]

18. GG ALLIN - "I wanna fuck myself"

I pull my pud until it bleeds
I masturbate on toilet seats
Girls can't give me the satisfaction
I fuck my fist to the rage of passion

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/ggallin/iwannafuckmyself.html

[pdx_prog]

31. Bwahahaha....

that guy stuck a Shure SM58 microphone up his ass in Memphis one night....there were people puking outside of the club on the sidewalks....lol

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

19. Most anything by Anal Cunt

Those guys just try to piss people off.

Wesley Willis had some pretty bad ones too.

[BiggJawn]

21. Blowfly's Rap.

1980. From the album "Blowfly's Party", featuring cuts like "Who did I eat last night?", "Girl, let me C** in your mouth", "Nobody's Butt but YOURS" and many more....

Runs a close race with David Allen Coe's "C**stains on the Pillow"...

[norml]

23. Just bought a $500 car that came with a 2 Live Crew Tape,As Nasty As

They Want To Be. It's pretty funny. I play it to keep Dildo Reilly away.

[UdoKier]

27. Not so nasty, but...

Twisted just the same.

That's Why Mommy Left Us
By Stephen Lynch



Hush little girl
Sweet sweet baby don't cry tonight
Daddy's here and he'll
Sing you a soft lullabye tonight
Why can't it all
Be like it was before?
How can I explain
Why Mommy's not here anymore?


'Cause Daddy likes porno
And ten dollar whores
Daddy gets wasted
And robs liquer stores
Daddy likes rubbing against
Little boys on the bus
I think that's why your mommy left us


Hush little girl
There is no reason to fret tonight
Don't mind the smoke
Daddy just wants to forget tonight
Soon it will all
Be like it was before
Any minute she will
Walk through that front door


But Daddy plays poker
And drinks lots of beer
Then he wants sex
That involves Mommy's rear
Daddy has sores on his
Genitals oozing with pus
I think that's why your mommy left us


Please don't cry
I swear I'll try
To be here by your side


Right after Daddy
Gets home from the bar
Visits his bookie
And steals a new car
He'll drive to the strip club
And if Daddy plays his cards right
He'll bring home your new Mommy tonight!



Funny thing is, it's a pretty song. Occasionally featured on Mike Malloy's show.

[Worst Username Ever]

29. GREAT DVD, I am a huge stephen lynch fan!

[short bus president]

30. Geto Boys - Gangster of Love

has to be on the list somewhere. That's a classic example of just how explicit lyrics can get.

[pdx_prog]

32. gotta be Zappa.....

take yer pick....lol

[maveric]

37. Dynah Moe Humm?

[jbane]

33. "Let The Eagle Soar" by J. Ashkroft.

[Robeson]

47. That was certainly the most offensive

[bobthedrummer]

35. "Cocksucker Blues" The Rolling Stones final product for Decca contract

ranks right up there imo.

[Atlas Mugged]

36. Oh, yes!

I've had that on bootleg for years now, and I love it. HOWEVER - I only recently got a very good copy of the documentary 'Cocksucker Blues' and it's utterly amazing. I had heard so much that was negative about the Stones behavior in it I was expecting the worst from them. But, far from it, the Stones themselves are charming, intelligent, thoughtful, and totally human in this behind-the-scene "expose'". The road crew, on the other hand, are playing to the camera for shock value. Some of the best scenes are of them traveling by car in the midwest and stopping into sleazy restaurants and hanging around with the locals - and loving every minute of it. No rock star attitude at all.

[JimmyJazz]

38. Too Drunk to F*** - the Dead Kennedys

[jmowreader]

39. John Valby's got some really rank ones

Somewhere Under Your Pubies:

Somewhere, Under your pubies, By your thigh,
Theres a Crab that I left there singing a lullaby.
Somewhere by your clitoris, There's an Itch,
It's a few of his family, picnicing in your snitch,

They skip they jump they laugh they sing,
the crabs run races underneth your pubies.
They crawl they fight they drink all night,
they even got a traffic light, inside, your, ass, hole,

Somewhere, under your pubies, Crabs do chew,
On a bearded clam appitizer but mostly they munch on you,

If I get little crabbies bet your fuckin' ass your gonna, gett'em, too

* * * * *

The old Ya Ya song is always good for laughs..."ya, ya, ya ya, yer mother swims out to meet troop ships, so sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my willy" interleaved with dirty limericks.

[Berserker]

42. 2 Live Crew

any song they do.

[SmileyBoy]

40. Anything by Anal C*** (WARNING!!! Graphic Lyrics Inside This Post)

"The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt"

YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T
YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T
YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU- HE DOES
YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS BEATING NICE TO YOU WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK- HE WASN''T

YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU
YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU
A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU
HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS
YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

"I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT
CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT
YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY
I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

[Merrick]

41. Anything by Cannibal Corpse

I could post the lyrics to "Meat Hook Sodomy" or "She Came Out in Chunks" but suspect I might get a lifetime ban for my trouble.

[SmileyBoy]

43. Hell, I posted Anal C*** lyrics, and I didn't get in trouble...

Not yet, at least...

[Lady Sonelle]

45. Almost ANYTHING By Pussy Tourette!

French Bitch, Free Pussy, among others. Seriously, not only is Pussy Tourette funny as Hell, they're FANTASTIC musicians!

Lady Sonelle

[Kire]

46. Cannibal Corpse is THE worst

http://www.darklyrics.com/c/cannibalcorpse.html

[Catshrink]

48. You've gotta lotta nerve

you've gotta lotta nerve to say you are my friend
when i was down you just stood there grinnin'
you've gotta lotta nerve to say you have a helping hand to lend
you just want to be on the side that's winnin'
you see me on the street, you always act surprised
ya say "how are you?", "good luck", but ya dont mean it
when you know as well as me you'd rather see me paralized
why dont you just come out once and scream it
i know the reason you talked behind my back
i used to be among the crowd you're in with
but do you take me for such a fool, to think i'd make contact
with the one who tries to hide what he dont know to begin with?
you say i've let you down - ya know its not like that
if you're so hurt, why then doncha show it?
you say you've lost your faith, but thats not where its at
ya have no faith to lose - an' ya know it
no, i doe not feel that good when i see the heartbreaks you embrace
if i was a master thief perhaps i'd rob them
and tho i know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place
dont you understand, its not my problem?
i wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
and just for that one moment i could be you
yes, i wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
you'd know what a drag it is to see you

Positively 4th Street
Bob Dylan, circa.1965


A classic

[NewJeffCT]

49. Anti-Nowhere League's "So What"

from the 80s and still is nasty.

[Biased Liberal Media]

50. My Neck, My back by Khia

Google it!!!!

[BoX o BooX]

52. Mmmm-BOP, by Hansen.

"Mmmmm-BOP" is secret code for homosexual fisting.

It's true. I read it on the internets.