Reasonably-Priced Association Thread

[short bus president]

Watch out for the "free" association scam, folks. They just lure you in with that, then make you pay hundreds of dollars an hour to look at distorted pictures of vaginas on flash cards and say what it looks like while they sit there and write in a pad and go, "Mm-hmmm. Please continue."

[FuzzySlippers]

1. Have you been required to undergo court ordered

psychological testing again?

[short bus president]

2. I would tell you

but your slippers are threatening me again. Please remove them and tie them up outside, and then we can continue, m'kay?

[FuzzySlippers]

3. OK, nasty slippers all gone.

[short bus president]

4. Happy 420th post!

Care to celebrate before I put the Hannibal mask on and we continue the interview?

:smoke:

[FuzzySlippers]

5. OK. Now you're scaring me.

[short bus president]

6. Dammit!

I KNEW I should've given you the rufie-colada first before I started talking. Stupid, STUPID, STUPID!!!

Is it too early in the evening for weird Lounge-stalking, Fuzzy?

;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Yeah. I gotta get liquored up before we do this.

Otherwise this is just too weird for a nice girl like me.

[short bus president]

9. Ahem...

:P

I double-dog dare you to lounge-stalk sober!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. How much does this damned thing cost?

;)

[short bus president]

10. My usual rate

One shiny nickel.

But you gotta bring your own blurry pics on flash cards. ;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. A nickel! What a rip!

Blurry pics, I've got:

[short bus president]

17. Now what the heck kinda vagina is THAT?!?

My doc should've used that one - he'd have stumped me.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. It's an emergency vagina,

silly.

[short bus president]

29. Wow. That IS silly!

I always thought an emergency vagina looked like this:

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Thank God you're here Goddess.

I've been alone with SBP and he's been scaring the Bejeebus out of me.

[GOPisEvil]

12. SBP one on one?

You WILL need therapy now.

[short bus president]

13. Dammit!

Who let you out of yer cage? And where's the f*ckin' gimp suit?!? You are SO gonna get worked over tonight!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

16. Zed, but he's dead.

[short bus president]

20. well, shit, I guess we're gonna just hafta

round up the usual suspects for the usual foursome.

;-)

[GOPisEvil]

21. Yep!

Where are them wimmen? *taps toe impatiently*

[JimmyJazz]

27. what - I was busy - can't I take a hot,

soapy, steamy shower with out interruption from the likes of the two of you?

[short bus president]

30. No.

I'm quite sure we're both standing at attention now.

[JimmyJazz]

32. I'm sorry, I can't hear you? Hold on while I turn the sound down

on this porno tape I'm watching....


Okay - waddja say?

:P

[short bus president]

33. I forget, but I think it was something along the lines of

"Ooh! Baby! That's SO hot! Oh! Oh YEAH! OH BABY YEAH!"

:P

[GOPisEvil]

31. Not if you don't invite us, you can't!

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Give him a cybersmack...

No groping allowed! :beer:

[short bus president]

23. I have not groped.

I have not frottaged. I think I may have made the Hannibal Lechter tongue-flicky noise thing, once, though.

Oops.

;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. As a doctor, you need to be more

sensitive to your patients' frzzled psyches. As a courtesy to FuzzySlippers, you should waive the fee.

[short bus president]

35. Damn, I waved LOTS of things at Fuzzy

and couldn't get her to bite on any of 'em!

<runningawayscarednow>

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. With the dollar falling like this I might just afford some associations

How's the S&H to Brazil?

[damntexdem]

14. Do those distorted vaginas ...

tell you to burn things?

[short bus president]

24. Oh, I've been burned by a few distorted vaginas in my time.

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

22. Rorschach

[short bus president]

26. I have no comment on the central figure

but in the upper right hand corner there is a clear image of a pigeon pecking out a melting snowman's eye.

[JimmyJazz]

28. See, now I see something completely different - if this were

FREE association, I would say, "mardi gras" - but, it's not free and I don't feel like paying you anything, so I will keep my opinions to myself!