I'm (clap, clap) gonna go (clap) to hell (clap, clap) when I die (clap)

[TeddyKGB]

:D

[donheld]

1. Teddy honey you seem to have

the clap

[shraby]

2. You (clap,clap) will have (clap) have lots (clap) of company. (clap)

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! I want to marry Conan, didnt he know he was supposed

to wait for me?! :(

[LiberalVoice]

4. Don't feel so bad...

Maybe you me and satan can start some sort of poker night.

[chaska]

5. Laura Love 'The Clapping Song'

3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat

My mama told me if I was goody
That she would buy me a rubber dolly
My Aunty told her, I kissed a soldier
Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly

Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat

To clap is only human but to yodel is devine

My momma tol' me only the squares stay lonely....

[kitkatrose]

6. I only know the first part of that song.

And I love it to death. :D I sang it at the end of Miss Mary Mack.

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack,
All dressed in black, black, black,
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons,
All down her back, back, back
She asked her mother, mother, mother,
For fifty cents, cents, cents,
To see the elephant, elephant, elephant.
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
He jumped so high, high, high,
He reached the sky, sky, sky,
And he never came back, back, back,
‘Till the end of July, ‘ly, ‘ly.