Are we drunk enough yet for a Tuesday Night Lounge Stalking thread?

[short bus president]

I say stalk 'em if ya got 'em.

[JimmyJazz]

1. You'll NEVER guess what I voted for!

:7

[short bus president]

4. JOE F*CKING STRUMMER WAS NOT AN OPTION!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

10. Bite me! He's dead - so, yes, I know he's not an option!

I picked key lime pie - served with one of these:



But, I wouldn't necessarily rule out lounge stalking from a certain individual.

[short bus president]

11. only one?

That's gonna piss the donkey off, big time.

:P

Excellent-lookin' 'rita, BTW. Rimmed on the rocks. Just like I like it!

[JimmyJazz]

17. do you want one?

[short bus president]

22. Oh, yes, PLEASE!

I like to take tiny sips. :D

[JimmyJazz]

55. i don't think you are speaking of a margarita - I think what you

are in want of are some nice shots of Cabo Wabo! Skip the frills!

[short bus president]

59. I know not of these 'frills'

But perhaps you're right. Who needs all that citrus flavor and salt, anyway? Everyone know's the tequila is the star of the show. There's possibly only one thing could make the tequila play second diddle...

:D

[Bunny]

2. I'm getting there, short bus.

I do not have work tomorrow, so I am getting there! Stalk away, my good man!

[short bus president]

6. Yay! Lounge-stalking Ms. Bunny!

I remember you in yer black hoodie lookin' all GIGGITY and trying to lie to me about yer age! ;-)

Tell me, tho - why'd ya drop the J?

[Bunny]

15. The j was just a vestigial organ.

Added because I screwed up my original SN, which was bunny! During the amnesty, I returned to my roots. Dropped the j, capitalized the b, and there you have it!

I remember you driving the short bus, too! And I am NOT lyin' about my age, I am seriously entering the middle years! B-)

[short bus president]

24. Well, hmph.

Yer entering the "middle years" in truly FINE fashion, if I may say. ;-)

Bunny roots. It all sounds very reggae. I like it.

[tavalon]

3. Is it Tuesday? n/t

[short bus president]

7. It's always Tuesday somewhere, right?

:D

[lumberingbear]

5. Pie!!!

Did someone say pie???

:D :9 :bounce:

[short bus president]

8. Man, I should remember that pie ALWAYS wins

as a poll option. And it draws in that rowdy ursine element...

;-)

[lumberingbear]

14. Oink, Oink!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. YAY Pie!!!!!!!

:9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[yvr girl]

9. Not yet, but I'm willing to apply myself

Where's the bartender?

[short bus president]

16. Sorry, we have weird laws in the American South.

These joints (in this state at least) are strictly BYO alcohol. Alls we provide is the ambience. By which I mean the sticky seats and the flashing lights, the horrible DJ and the runways with the poles and all.

But perhaps I could interest you in a lap dance? You'll hafta sit on yer hands.

;-)

[yvr girl]

20. I've gotta go steal that Margarita first

Sit on my hands - don't you trust me?

[short bus president]

25. It's certainly not a matter of trust, dahling, don't get me wrong.

It's an insurance issue. As a performer, my ass is not covered against any possible damage incurred as a result of unrestrained smacking. And oh yeah, once you see me gyrate, you just kinda HAFTA smack it.

Re: the 'rita, I'm certain we can ask Ms. Jimmy to share. She won't need the WHOLE bottle, anyway. The donkey didn't even show tonight.

[yvr girl]

37. OK, I'll sit on my hands, I just don't know how I'm going to

give you your tip. Maybe I'll just have to use loonies and twoonies and spit them through my teeth. It's a shame though, cause our new twenties are really cool.

[short bus president]

44. Tipping isn't really customary, here.

But if you wanna meet me out back by the dumpster after my shift (notice how I didn't say "after I get off"), we could make arrangements for the tip. And I'd sorta hope for the rest of it, too.

:o

[yvr girl]

53. I have a friend who got 'tipped' by a dumpster once (that she admitted to)

Kind of made me feel dirty just hearing about it. Do you want her number? Cause I'm just not that kind of girl. I need wooing first.

[Zuni]

34. Some clubs up in Baltimore used to do that

and it was cheaper, but now most of them serve drinks there

[Droopy]

12. I'm up for some stalking just as long as I'm not the stalkee. n/t

[short bus president]

28. You don't want me to stalk you?

Fine. I'll go stalk GOPisEvil some more!

But you may, of course, feel free to hang around and stalk the stalkee(s) of your choice. Best of luck!

[Droopy]

49. That'll work

GOPisevil deserves to be stalked.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. Summon brang me sum Guinness!

STOUT!

[short bus president]

31. Ah, the mating call of the

drunken Irishman!

;-)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

39. LOL! Aight!

Lissen, ya wee Jimmie... I be a Scotsman but I'll still enjoy the nectar of a proper Stout!

[short bus president]

41. A proper Scotsman

would take his Irish Stout deep fried in a sheep's bladder.

;-)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

43. They'll be no haggis on my table, heathen!

;-)

[salin]

19. So I have to ask

what is a stalking thread?

[Amaya]

21. You don't wanna stalk me

I'm dreadfully boring :boring:

[short bus president]

27. I guess I'd hafta take your word for it. You do have an honest face.

But hey - nothing's stopping you from stalking ME, right? C'mon! Stalk me! Make me feel wierd and oogy and creepy all at the same time! Undress me with yer eyes, even, if you must. Although I would prefer that you do so with yer teeth. ;-)

[Amaya]

35. I'll bite ya....

I got a nasty bite.

:)

[short bus president]

38. Meh -

wounds heal.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

23. Nope...not drunk enough.

:beer:

[salin]

26. here,

have a heineken -then tell me what the heck a 'stalking thread' is...

[GOPisEvil]

29. Thanks!

Stalking threads pretty much exist of Short Bus President making sexual innuendos and acting, well, like he does normally...

[salin]

32. well... mebbe

we should take our hienies to less blush inspiring thread...

[GOPisEvil]

47. LOL!

Have one in mind?

How's things? :hi:

[salin]

54. or perhaps rose instead

I have just got sucked into the vortex of the free response thread... rather entertaining.

Things are going well - of random comments... I just got the family piano delivered to the house - been in the family at least 80 years, my Mother, my siblings, myself and a nephew all learned to play on it... its a little beat up... but it looks so grand (or baby grand) in my rather sparsely furnished living room.

[GOPisEvil]

60. I heard about the piano.

That's outstanding that you have a place for it. I have some similar items that I want to keep forever, too.

[salin]

65. my crazy stoic norwegian family

was ready to let it go... no sentimentality amongst the others in my immediate family... still have to wonder if a milkman was involved in my generation...

Cool that you are able to keep and enjoy some memory/history laiden items.

[short bus president]

33. thank you, salin.

David's just playing hard-to-get again. I let him talk me back down to 2 cases of Shiner because of the rash and all, but now I think he wants something about a cheerleader costume written into the contract, and I DO have my boundaries, ya know?

;-)

[salin]

36. ah... so the nurses greens

got boring after awhile... :shrug:

[short bus president]

40. Well, not exactly.

The whole medical thing lost its kink value instantaneously that one time we all had to go to the ER with the oiled-twister-related trauma.

[salin]

42. so perhaps

GOPisEvil wasn't exagerating in his description after all ;-)

[short bus president]

45. I'm beginning to think

he's all talk.

;-)

[bigwillq]

30. BOO! I'm not drunk at all yet!

Can't wait to get out of work though. Then I'm heaading to the bar and having a drink!

[short bus president]

46. Heh.

West coaster, or non-standard hours?

[bigwillq]

48. Non-standard hours

I'm in CT. I usually work until 1030 or 11 p.m.


Have some drinks for me!

[short bus president]

50. Definitely.

Hope you get holiday time starting soon, at least!

[bigwillq]

51. None

I work tommorrow, Thurs. during the day (I have to go to a H.S. football game), then work Friday before I have off Sat. and Sunday.

I get time and a half for working Thurs. but that's about it.

[FuzzySlippers]

52. Am I too late for pie?

[short bus president]

57. Absolutely not.

I could go for a slice of coconut chess right about now. Maybe with some ice cream. And possibly a second slice.

:9

[FuzzySlippers]

58. I wants me some chocolate pie.

I loves chocolate pie.:9

[short bus president]

61. Mmmmmmmmmmmm... chocolate pie...

with oreo crust...

<drool>

[SarahB]

56. I don't want booze.

I just want hugs. :(
How about some stalk-worthy cyber hugs?

[short bus president]

63. Heh. Heh heh.

You said "stalk worthy."

:pals:

C'mere you, and give yer old stalker shortbus a hug!

[DODI]

62. The kids are gone tonight and we have a nice

Molson/Smithwicks buzz going listening to Jerry on SIRIUS and a piece of pie would be oh so nice about now -- Pecan for me Apple or Custard of the hubby.

[short bus president]

64. *snarf* Paging Dr. Freud...

seems like I notice at least one of these every night...

"Custard of the hubby."

I know what you mean, DODI. Mind outta the pie pantry, now!