Moonbeam_Starlight
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:34 PM
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I ate too many graham crackers. I saw the Spongebob movie yesterday. |
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The dust bunnies are growling.
I think I just heard a man's voice outside.
I took a nap today and had a dream that I had a deep vein thrombosis.
Harry Potter rules.
My knee itches.
I'm thirsty.
Lampshades with feathers are funny. And a slight fire hazard.
(Follow the pattern. Random. Child-like. Sentences, no questions.)
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:40 PM
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1. There's always money in the banana stand |
Moonbeam_Starlight
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:41 PM
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2. And pineapples in the fridge. |
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:42 PM
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3. I made borscht for dinner last night. |
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It's good with sour cream.
My husband makes his own beer.
I him hear clanging glass bottles in the fridge.
A train just went by---it was rapid transit, not freight.
I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating yet.
I dreamt there was a a bunch of quarters, dimes and nickels in my bed.
I'm going to start going to Costco. Blue company.
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:44 PM
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4. Cookie dough is TOO a food group! :P n/t |
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:45 PM
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6. Hamburger Helper is TOO a tasty treat! |
motely36
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:56 PM
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16. Ketchup is a vegetable |
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The president told me so before he died
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azoth
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:45 PM
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5. Holiday shopping sucks. |
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Legos hurt when you step on them.
Turkey wraps rock.
I can't wait until it snows.
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:50 PM
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Sleestaks invaded my carry on bags.
Curious George was ADD.
Jesus Hurled.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:50 PM
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My job let me come home early tonight .
I don't have to go back to work until next Tuesday .
I remember getting those scratch and sniff stickers when I was in elementary school . Grape was my favorite .
This year is almost over , I remember posting on the DU this time last year .
I wonder if there really is a Sesame Street somewhere in the world ...
I think I saw a ghost at work today .
Somebody left empty ice trays in the freezer ... I filled them back up . Go me lol .
I wonder when the next brawl is going to take place .
If Kerry and Bush got into a fight , I think Kerry would bitchslap Bush . Bush would probably cover his face and duck .
When I close my eyes I see stars .
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Moonbeam_Starlight
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:53 PM
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11. You had an interesting day. |
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:55 PM
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14. Yeah today has been sort of " trippy " . |
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Well my life has always been like that ... Long story ;) lol
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motely36
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:51 PM
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9. My kitty poopyed on my bed |
Moonbeam_Starlight
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:53 PM
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10. My kitty poopyed on your head. |
motely36
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:54 PM
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13. your head is full of poopy! |
Moonbeam_Starlight
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:53 PM
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12. I'm scared of heights. |
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I want new ringtones.
Staplers are fun.
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:55 PM
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15. Mobeam I think you should write a book! |
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that was very Hemingway-like. And funny.
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Moonbeam_Starlight
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:06 PM
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I think you should write a poem.
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:25 PM
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I will drag them out one of these times.
Until then, here are some quotes from the NYTBR poetry issue this week:
The power of these things takes them apart; And I tremble. Sparse winter, less vulnerable Than deflated summer, the nests of words.
From Five Pedantic Pieces by John Ashbery.
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Tue Nov-23-04 10:58 PM
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17. Kraft's Dinner with catsup, or ketchup |
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TV's boring.
Dog wants out.
Funny puppy leash around tree.
Dog wants in.
I want a kitty.
What if I...what if...could I, should I, will I, will someone get mad?
Don't wanna go back.
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motely36
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:02 PM
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18. Oooohhh, I'm telling..... |
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you asked a question!!!
MOM!
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:04 PM
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19. but, but, it wasn't really a question |
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just a rhetorical kind of thing...
MOM! motley's picking on me!
MOM!
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:05 PM
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20. I'm taking my ball and going home!!! |
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(actually, I'm going to bed...good night all)
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:05 PM
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Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 11:06 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight
Cerridwen will submit herself for punishment now.
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Cerridwen
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:13 PM
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25. Er, I beg your pardon, ma'am? |
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DAD!!!
DAD!!!
Mom's being mean!
WAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:11 PM
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23. I saw Spongebob on Saturday. It was a good movie. |
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My dust bunnies are caged.
I have lots of gerbils.
Some are white.
Dishes need to be done.
I've got to go pee.
It's getting colder outside.
I'm looking forward to eating Bird-flesh on Thursday.
I really gotta pee.
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:13 PM
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24. You made me need to pee. |
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And Spongebob was good.
Now you made me really need to pee.
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Tue Nov-23-04 11:27 PM
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Patrick looked HOT in heels and stockings.
The scene with the David Hassle's pecs was just nasty.
Like I almost puked from it.
I still gotta go and really bad now.
I'm hungry.
Maybe not.
I can't wait to watch Elf on DVD.
It's hidden for Christmas.
I'm tired.
No more school until Monday.
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