i am the reason we Lost

[sniffa]

bush voters turned out in force to stop me and my agenda.

my bad

[Sannum]

1. You Bastard, You!

I knew it all along!:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Oh, I am so relieved to know we didn't lose because of sex.....

Now I can start working on my honey again.

:D

[teach1st]

3. What the hell made you think...

..that free marijuana and condoms in all high schools was a good education platform? And you shouldn't have promised to take away all guns from Americans. That was over the edge.

Sheesh! No wonder we lost.

[sniffa]

5. it was my bibLe burning angLe that did it

those marijuana cigs were roLLed in pages from the bibLe.

stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Well, in a way they were correct about the Bible pages....

All that ink would be hazardous to your health. We want healthy tokers, not ink-poisoned ones.

[billyoc]

4. Musta been that bible bannin' thang. n/t

[sniffa]

6. ban might have been better

than my burning bibLe pLatform.

[stellanoir]

8. I don't bLame you. . .

I bLame your dasterdLy "L" key.

[sniffa]

9. do we need a constitutionaL amendment

against my 'L' key?

[motely36]

10. Maybe you should post a poll

We need to be able to vote on these really important issues!

[stellanoir]

11. yes definately

it is undoubtedly diabollically threatening the sanctity of marriages across this great land !

and I still wish you would have changed your name to

"WottheLLL"

[RubyDuby in GA]

12. I'm glad it was you....

because I was really thinking that it was me.

I've owned my car for 7 years now and have never put anything on it. Until last year. I put a lovely Howard Dean bumper sticker smack in the middle of my bumper. And he loses.... So I replace that with a bumper sticker of the woman I was supporting for our US Senate seat, Mary Squires, and she loses.... Naturally, being a glutton for punishment, off that comes and it's replaced with a lovely Kerry Edwards sticker. Outcome still pending....

I'm totally afraid to put my newest one "Against Abortion....Then Don't Have One" on there for fear that Roe v. Wade will be immediately overturned.

All because of me.

I'm sorry America.

[motely36]

14. Soory to hear about your bad luck

but it's me.

You see, I love my dog. And he loves me. Why can't people just accept that and move on?

[rbnyc]

13. idiots, bigots, corporate criminals...

...and wide-scale fraud are the reasons we lost. You are cooL.